What Hasn’t Happened?

Yesterday I talked about a failed prediction which was particularly popular in the late 1970s and early ’80s: orbital solar power, or more strictly speaking space-based solar power. This was a particularly startling failure because it was so very popular compared to most others. In that case and others, there are two questions really: why hasn’t it happened? And, why was it a popular prediction at the time?

This is usually expressed as “where’s my jetpack?”. Personally I’ve never rated jetpacks. I don’t see the appeal and am more a monorail and hovercar person. Nonetheless, the demand for jetpacks is predicated on the idea that a jetpack would be a good and fun thing to have. They do exist. One was demonstrated at the opening ceremony of the Los Angeles Olympics in 1984. They were first worked on in 1919 at the latest and they run on hydrogen peroxide. They tend to be difficult to steer, and I for one don’t like the idea of being that close to a large reservoir of high explosive. I suppose the appeal is similar to that of the motorbike, another thing I don’t get but which Sarada loves. All in all, jetpacks just seem a bit silly.

Another really very deeply impractical idea is the food pill. Whereas the total amounts of micronutrients needed for a day could be packaged into a fairly large pill, there are also lipids, proteins, carbs and bulk, and as the last suggests this is not something which could ever really be smaller than it already is, with the proviso that it could be dehydrated. There isn’t really a way to do this because the principles of physiology and biochemistry prevent it from being much more efficient than it is already. We evolved to eat whole foods, so that’s all we can really do. Parenteral and enteral nutrition is possible but complicated, and again the issue is the volume required. The only way off-hand I can think of doing it is by splitting a day’s nutrition into multiple doses and even then there would be problems with the digestive system adapting, and it wouldn’t be enjoyable. It’s a bit hard to understand why anyone would bother, except perhaps for purposes of space exploration.

Although there are various science fiction clichés which I could revisit here, summed up by the apparent ‘Friends’ quote about Monica’s and Richard’s relationship, “we’re talking hover cars and holidays on the Moon”, but which bizarrely I can’t find because when I Google it I mainly get results about children’s trousers (maybe I should try “vacations”?), and also by Phoebe’s floating city built to escape the ant people, I don’t really want to talk about those for now. We’ve now got so far into the future that ‘Tomorrow’s World’ isn’t even on any more and even discussions about where one might be able to locate one’s jetpack or protein pills are themselves old-hat. No, what I want to talk about now is the fairly short list of things which everyone expected to happen that didn’t, and why they didn’t. Sometimes the barrier is not scientific or technological, sometimes we should be very happy they didn’t happen because they were awful and dystopian, and sometimes they say more about the times they were unsuccessfully predicted in than the real future from their perspective. Therefore, there could be several lists of this kind because expectations of the future change as time passes. It’s been said of feature films set in the past relative to the time they were made that they often say more about the decade they date from than the decade they were supposed to have happened in, and the same applies to “futuristic” stuff. I remember noticing as a child that there was a shift sometime in the 1970s between an architectural and spaceship æsthetic involving whiteness and round portholes to a more Chris Foss-style idea of how the future would look. This would itself be superceded by cyberpunk and ‘Blade Runner’ a few years later, and so forth.

The period I want to look at is the early 1980s, perhaps the 19A0s in fact, and the popular but failed predictions of the time. These are:

  • Orbital solar power. This is far and away the most popular wrong prediction and I went into it yesterday.
  • Coercion by means of nuclear weapons by non-state agents.
  • Nuclear war, either limited or apocalyptic.
  • Lunar colonies.
  • Runaway inflation.
  • Holographic displays.
  • Reduction in paid working hours as a positive thing.
  • Widespread hydroponics.
  • A new ice age.
  • Controlled fusion.
  • The Jupiter Effect.

It probably makes sense for these to be dealt with in the order I’ve presented them here, except for orbital solar power of course. The event which I’m trying clumsily to describe without using the words “blackmail” or “terrorism” is the idea that a surreptitious political movement which is prepared to use violence or a gang of organised criminals, and some would equate the two, gets hold of either a suitcase bomb or a dirty bomb, or perhaps even a full-sized nuke which they may have built themselves, and threatens the world with it. It isn’t at all clear why this hasn’t happened. Unilateral violence not overtly sanctioned by a government is prominent today, as with 9/11 and the mass murder of pedestrians by motorists and people using firearms. In Tokyo it even got as far as the use of Sarin in the metro and over here we have had a couple of incidents with polonium and nerve agents. Meanwhile, after the collapse of the Soviet Union, nuclear materials became more widely available to any sufficiently determined member of the general public and the ability to acquire it was aided by the poor economic conditions making bribery and corruption around nuclear facilities more likely. The specific types of attack are suitcase and dirty bombs. A suitcase bomb is a nuclear weapon small enough to be carried by an individual in a backpack or suitcase, and has existed since the 1950s. They make a nonsense of the idea of M.A.D. as they just cannot be deterred by such methods, and since they’ve been in existence since the early days of the Cold War, the question arises as to what the point of all that was in the first place. They’re likely to consist of a diagonally-oriented tube separating two shaped nuclear charges which together exceed critical mass, which are then united to detonate the weapon. Unless abandoned, they are of course suicide machines for the bearer, but this is common in such attacks. A dirty bomb is a conventional explosive containing radioactive material which distributes the latter upon detonation. These are less severe in practical terms than suitcase bombs, but have a kind of terror factor which makes them more useful. In fact, distributing radioactive material over a wide area would reduce its radioactivity, although it wouldn’t exactly be marvellous. Larger nuclear weapons could also be purchased illegally, stolen, or manufactured surreptitiously. One of the strongest correlations found in people who engage in such activities is engineering, even if they are not involved in that side of the action, and in fact, without wishing to malign any engineers who might be reading this, this strongly validates my experience of engineers from when I was at university. Some of them, not all, are quite spectacularly horrible people compared to almost any other group. Please don’t go away with the impression that just because I don’t use the T-word, I actually think it’s a good thing. It’s more that it’s simplistic and useful propaganda for the forces of evil. From a more conservative perspective, it might also be a bad thing to allow them to terrorise in the first place, and calling them that helps them as well as the enemy.

There have in fact been a few incidents. The fictitious organisation Al-Qaeda is alleged to have had its name used in this context by people wishing to acquire nuclear materials, and others have done the same. The same cult which perpetrated the Tokyo Sarin attack also wanted to get hold of some, and in the Caucasus an attempt was once made to seize a Soviet nuclear warhead. Aleksandr Litvinienko’s death also has elements of this. The difficulty with examining these incidents, with the exception of the last, is that the terror aspect serves both parties, and therefore it may be convenient to attribute actions or attempts to a certain group whose veracity may be dubious. However, it is still odd that it hasn’t happened as far as most people know. Then again, chemical and biological attacks are not necessarily that different in their seriousness.

A related thing that didn’t happen is of course all-out nuclear war. It’s an aspect of my White privilege that I am able to claim that nuclear weapons have never been used against people since 1945. In fact they have, for instance at the Nevada Test Site and Bikini Atoll, and in fact there have also been White atomic veterans, either involved in above-ground nuclear weapons tests up to 1962 or who were in or near Hiroshima or Nagasaki at the time, just as there have been Britons at the time of National Service who have had nerve agents tested on them. These people are also victims or survivors and they shouldn’t be erased from memory. That said, there clearly has not been a major nuclear war even though probably the majority of the population expected this. Although there’s a clear historical process which has led to this becoming less likely, notably the end of the Warsaw Pact and USSR, I think this is a kind of selection bias process, so to speak, which also applies to smaller-scale independent use of nuclear weapons, although I’m not clear why. This relates to some extent to quantum immortality and the Mandela Effect. We exist now. This is close to implying that there has not been a nuclear holocaust. It doesn’t mean there haven’t been other timelines where it did occur, and it’s similar to our apparently charmed life as a planet, where we’ve largely avoided major disasters such as asteroid impacts and gamma ray bursts which could’ve wiped out all life here. It doesn’t mean there isn’t still a risk so much as it being a sine qua non of the fact that I’m sitting here typing this right now and you’re reading it in conditions of relative comfort, I hope. Basically, the leisure and opportunity to sit down and write this follows from certain events in the past not having happened such as a particularly major Novichok incident or anything which would have ruled out my existence or survival up until this point. Therefore, it may well be that the risk of nuclear extortion or the political use of violence in this way is greater than before and that it could happen at any time. This is where quantum immortality comes in. This is the idea that one is always in a timeline where one has survived so far, and that this will continue into the future. This works better for nuclear holocaust than nuclear extortion and the like, though, because they would be relatively minor events in the sense that the chances are they wouldn’t cause one’s death unless they happened locally. That said, if it’s inevitable that such acts will have a snowballing effect which lead to human extinction, maybe we are ruled out from existing or being conscious in that timeline.

Lunar colonies, and perhaps by extension orbital solar power, may be ruled out for different reasons. It’s possible that the human race, having settled there, would not expand further. Similar considerations apply to permanent large habitats in cis lunar space. However, once that has happened, good sense suggests that that would set a precedent for eventual further expansion, and this leads to a probability issue, along the lines of the Doomsday Argument, which I have of course mentioned many times on here. Suppose there are only a million worlds in the Milky Way which will ever be occupied by anyone on a permanent basis, and beyond that that each of those worlds, throughout its human history, will only ever have had a million people living on it. I know I’ve been through this before on here but it bears repeating in this post. That would mean 1 000 000 000 000 people will live off-Earth in the future and reduces the probability of being born at a time when the majority live on this planet to less than one in ten. However, this isn’t an explanation of why this hasn’t happened so much as an explanation, probably a flawed one, of how the probability works.

Runaway inflation is a case of assuming the future will be like the past, which I did just now by proposing that we will never leave this planet en masse. By the beginning of the 1980s it looked as if inflation would continue at a very high rate even though it was at least about to be gotten under control if it hadn’t already, by increasing unemployment and driving down wage demands. In fact what seems to have happened is that inflation now applies to the cost of housing more than other areas, and is also somewhat mitigated by Moore’s Law elsewhere. In 1981, average house prices had fallen 0.5% from the previous year and were at around £90K. Last year they were £230K having fallen from a boom in the late ‘noughties. On the other hand, automation increasingly means people are not paid to do certain tasks, which brings prices of many other goods and services down, and this is the result of Moore’s Law – the exponential increase of computing power, which is now reaching an end. Consequently, various factors have combined to reduce the rate of inflation in a manner not anticipated at the time.

This brings me to the subject of paid work, and I find this a bit mystifying. The general idea for quite some time, stil persistent at the start of the 1980s, was that hours would get shorter for paid work, and this makes sense for various reasons. For instance, the automation I’ve just mentioned should reduce average working hours and increase per capita productivity, and equal numbers of women and men in workplaces outside the home would partly increase demand in certain areas such as commuting or sandwich bars, but decrease it in others due to the same amount of work being shared out between twice the population. This is of course absolutely not what has happened, and in fact this was an early motivation in me starting this blog. Somehow, the number of paid jobs has increased but they have become less useful. I don’t understand how this operates. There is no central planning authority or means of dividing up labour for the whole of society, the country or the human race, and yet somehow the work which absolutely needs to be done by a human being has shrunk while the useless portion of work has multiplied. And this has happened while trade unions have lost all their power, so it has nothing to do with a drive to keep people in work from that source. There is an argument for saying that this is a good thing, but it’s based on the idea that most people are not self-motivated and that any job, even a harmful one, is better than no job. The reason it might be a good thing is that it could conceivably be good for one’s mental health to work in this way. I think most people’s experience contradicts this idea but that they may be in denial about it. Another factor here is of course sexism. Women still don’t get as far as men on the whole in their careers and men are less likely to be able to take as full a rôle in parenting as they might like. The existence of useless and non-stimulating work does fulfill a function, but it’s one it’s drifted into and doesn’t work very well. There are plenty of examples of enterprising and self-motivated people in the world, and on the whole when people are not in paid employment they continue to do useful work, or may even do more useful work than they did when they had jobs, but the usual argument for jobs is that they provide meaning for people’s lives. Most of the time they don’t though. It seems that this is based on the philosophy that people need to be kept occupied so they don’t cause trouble. Well, maybe we should be causing trouble.

I considered hydroponics earlier this year. It doesn’t seem that complicated and it can be an efficient use of space. There’s no problem with pests. However, not all plants are suitable because they can topple over into the water. It also depends on electricity, is labour-intensive, has expensive start-up costs and there are waterborne diseases. On the other hand, fewer pesticides are used, only a fifth of the water is necessary, growth is twice as fast and the production of nutrients is more efficient. I have to admit it isn’t entirely clear to me why hydroponics didn’t catch on because looking at that list, none of them seem to be major obstacles. One area where it apparently has caught on is in Cannabis production, though not legally. Whether it’s desirable is another question. There are somewhat related issues with yeast, algal and blue green algal production. One fairly popular futuristic idea is growing food from these sources, and it can be done but isn’t. I’m personally keen on this because of its tiny footprint on the planet, and the sea can also be used for these purposes.

I discussed controlled fusion yesterday. That said, it is quite odd how this prediction operates because it always seems to stay the same distance in the future from the time it’s predicted. It’s always thirty years away and has been for about a century when it was first thought of. What seems to be happening here depends of the Donald Rumsfeld principle: unknown unknowns. There is a long chain of problems each link whereof is revealed as soon as one of the known ones is solved, and by the nature of the unknowability its extent is unknown. One issue is found also in funding for human space travel: the time scale is too long for governments to deal with the finance. This would presumably mean that it’s more feasible in non-democratic countries, and in fact there has been some progress in China, perhaps for this reason. My own feelings about controlled fusion are similar to those about trans lunar human space exploration: I expected them both to be in the near future as a child but have now decided they will never happen. However, I don’t think it’s a bad thing that controlled fusion is politically unfeasible because there are so many other ways to provide for energy needs, and it really isn’t that marvellous or clean, as I’ve mentioned. I also don’t like the apparent implication that it’s the power source for totalitarian régimes.

The idea of a new ice age is understandable before the huge amount of confirmatory research on anthropogenic climate change was available. We are in fact due for one, other things being equal, but obviously they aren’t. It could be linked to the other predictions in one way. If orbital solar power or controlled fusion had been available earlier, this would have mitigated greenhouse gas emissions, assuming they had been adopted widely and replaced fossil fuels as sources of power. It’s hard to say what the motivations of people making the claim forty years ago were, because at the time the issue was much less politicised and it could simply be that there weren’t enough data to decide. It still isn’t inevitable that it won’t happen because the instability induced by trapping more energy from the Sun in Earth’s system could have unpredictable consequences. For instance, it has been thought that the collapse of ice sheets in Antarctica followed by an increased number of icebergs could reflect more heat into space and provoke a new glaciation. However, this is in itself a good reason to attempt to halt climate change from human sources. It’s possible we have in fact prevented the entire coming ice age, which would’ve lasted dozens of millennia, but not the one after. Nigel Calder was an influential exponent in the expectation, and being editor of and a writer for the ‘New Scientist’ may have had some influence on the popular consciousness of this issue at the time. He also made a lot of television documentaries. In the last few years of his life he became quite a prominent participant in climate change denial but he wasn’t typical of that group because he had worked on the issue several decades earlier when information was more ambiguous and there were less data. In this respect he was very unlike David Bellamy, whose denial I can only attribute to cognitive decline.

Holographic displays are a bit of a quandary. These were conceived of in two different ways. One was of a small, contained device which was able to produce three-dimensional images and the other was of something which would, for instance, display solid images in a living room whose viewer would be in the midst of them. This has similarities with VR and AR, which do exist, so in a sense this did happen, but there are no holographic displays. There are 3-D displays which rely on perspective and presumably don’t work very well and only work for one person, but the puzzling thing is that there are no mass-market displays which use holographic principles, and in fact holograms seem to have gone out of fashion. The difficulty seems to be the ability to convert video data into fringe patterns in real time. It’s been claimed for nearly a decade now that all the technology exists for holographic displays. I would expect nanotechnology and smart materials to be able to do this, but perhaps my understanding is limited. This could be Dunning-Kruger. I wonder if holography could be similar to ray-tracing.

This leaves the Jupiter Effect, considered to be an embarrassment by the guy who thought it up. This is a little similar to one proposed mechanism for accounting for astrology (I’d say there’s nothing to account for there, but still). It was thought that the alignment of planets, including Pluto, on 10th March 1982, which were all within 95° of each other, would cause a spate of earthquakes. A closer alignment had occurred eight centuries earlier without incident. This was expected to cause earthquakes, but according to some also a pole shift, a new ice age (there it is again), inundations of the land and hurricanes. Preppers and religious fundamentalists were involved. Although the claim was thoroughly trounced by events, it’s notable that the same kind of responses to the expectation of disaster come up over and over again. There were doomsday preppers in 1980, not just in response to the expectation of a nuclear war but also for this.

The question therefore arises of what these failed predictions have in common. They’re unlike sporadic erroneous predictions in that those can be considered individual errors due to lack of expertise or “sanity checking”. These are consensus beliefs, and some of those did come to pass, such as ebooks, video streaming services and the internet. Some of them could still happen, and it could be an issue of the time scale involved. Others seem to be at a constant distance and recede with the passage of time, another example being the Mars landing. Some seem to be ruled out by statistical or probabilistic factors. Several of them are linked: controlled fusion, a lunar base, orbital solar power and a new ice age are connected for a start. The Jupiter Effect is simply a failed hypothesis which didn’t have strong scientific support at any stage. The questions now present in my mind are these: What do most people expect to happen in the next few decades that won’t? What do most people expect to happen that will? How can we tell the difference between the two?

History of the British Climate Part I

Yesterday I covered the last 400 000 years of British climatological history. Today I’m going to do something like the previous æon, and possibly all the way back to the beginning of the world. In fact, yeah I’ll do that.

4 543 million years ago, the future Solar System was a swirling disc of dust and gas orbiting a newborn Sun. Jupiter had already formed and was gradually pulling the particles whose times to orbit were in harmony with its own slightly towards itself, leading to them drifting slightly out of phase with it and clumping into fairly insubstantial rings of matter. I’m not sure how warm the belt which would become us was at the time, but it was probably well below freezing point, because if it hadn’t been, there would have been no grains of water ice. On the other hand, there were also comets, so maybe not, but the fact remains that the Sun was dimmer and weaker back then and there were no greenhouse gases in a position to warm the dust and gas which would become Earth. It took seventy to a hundred million years for it to form, and at the beginning it would’ve been slightly more massive, have no permanent moon and the atmosphere would have been briefly high in hydrogen and helium. Within ten million years of its formation, a Mars-sized body which has been christened Theia hit us and shattered the outside layers of the planet, causing them to go into orbit around us and fall together into the body I call Cynthia and most other English speakers call “the Moon”. Clearly there was no such place as Britain at this point and the entire surface of the planet was molten rock heated by the mechanical energy of compression and collision along with radioactivity. The atmosphere would have been substantially superheated steam. Shortly after being hit by a planet-sized body, the atmosphere would in fact have been vaporised rock. It’s possible to determine the climate of the entire planet at this point, as it was quite uniform, meaning that although it makes no sense to talk of Britain, it does make sense to describe how conditions were everywhere. This eon lasted about 500 million years, and during this period the vaporised rock atmosphere would have condensed and fallen onto the surface as drops of lava. Towards the end of the Hadean, life was present, which seems to imply that there was liquid water in at least some places.

The next period is referred to as the Eoarchean, when the pressure was probably dozens of times higher than it is today, more like the solid surface of Venus than today’s Earth. Temperatures were between 0 and 40°C and there may have been ice ages. To quote ELO, “the weather’s fine but there may be a meteor shower”, because this was the time of the Late Heavy Bombardment, when for 300 million years asteroid collisions and other large meteors would have rained very often from the sky, although this has recently been questioned. The atmosphere was high in methane and carbon dioxide, which being greenhouse gases may have ensured that this planet was warm enough for life to survive on it given that the sun was 30% weaker than it is now.

All of this is rather vague and applies to the whole world. The earliest known British rocks are found in Na h-Eileanan Siar, also known as the Western Isles, and have been dated at 3 000 million years old. It isn’t clear that anywhere can be meaningfully called Britain before that date, and there’s no trace of anything else. It was likely to have been a small piece of the surface of the planet with unclear neighbours. The rock concerned is gneiss, which is a common component of continental shields, which are bits of Earth’s surface that haven’t been affected much by continental drift, such as mountain formation or rifting. It would be a bit excessive to call the rocks in Na h-Eileanan “continental shield” because they’re quite small, the nearest substantial example of one being most of Finland and Sweden, but they are the original and only rocks in that small area of these isles.

Even long after this, the island of Great Britain would have been in several parts, making it difficult to describe the nature of its climate. It means imposing the current situation on the past when it’s actually quite transient on a geological time scale. Also, in some areas, including this one, Charnwood, sedimentary rocks were laid down at the bottom of the sea or ocean and the idea of this being Britain is almost meaningless. It also changes the significance of climate, and as far as being at the bottom of a really deep ocean is concerned, almost irrelevant.

In the Archean, which lasted fifteen hundred million years, the planet was shrouded in methane clouds and there was practically no free oxygen in the atmosphere. The sedimentary rocks surviving which had been exposed to the atmosphere show no glacial erosion, but they do show evidence of rivers and rain. Therefore it did rain. In fact, presumably there was an enormous rainstorm lasting thousands of years at some point in the late Hadean when the oceans were formed due to the atmosphere and surface getting cool enough for the steam to condense out and persist on the surface, but because the pressure was much higher this would have happened long before the surface temperature dropped below 100°C. It is actually possible to measure the surface temperature by looking at the proportion of oxygen-18 in the rocks. There are two stable isotopes of oxygen: 16 and 18. Because oxygen-18 is heavier, molecules containing it vaporise at a slightly higher temperature. Chert, which is a sedimentary flint-like rock, is silica, i.e. silicon dioxide, containing oxygen, and is present in some Archean deposits, making it possible to measure the temperature where it was laid down. This puts the ocean temperature at 70°C, but this is probably wrong because weathering once it was exposed to the atmosphere would influence this. The degree of weathering which occurred was unaffected by land plants, since there weren’t any – there weren’t any plants in fact – and suggests a surface temperature between 18 and 24°C, so semitropical. The fact that there was neither excessive heat nor excessive cold suggests various things about the planet such as the ratio of methane and carbon dioxide, a relatively transparent atmosphere and only limited land surface, so it seems that not only do we only have bits of Na h-Eileanan available but that may have been partly because there just wasn’t that much land.

The Archean was followed by the Proterozoic, which began around 2 500 million years ago. This was characterised by the evolution of blue-green algæ, which proceeded to release oxygen into the atmosphere and removed carbon dioxide. This may also have reduced the activity of methane-producing organisms, another greenhouse gas, and also oxidised the methane. Incidentally, this hedging language I’m using here is down to my ignorance more than scientists’. Anyway, the consequences of this were that iron began to rust in the ocean, depositing itself in bands of rust on the sea bed, and the temperature of the planet fell, triggering an ice age. It’s theorised that this planet has two relatively stable states climatically, which it switches between: icehouse and hothouse. Icehouse has generally not dominated but can do at certain times and in fact it is at the moment, anthropogenic climate change notwithstanding. The dominant state is hothouse, which is generally warmer than today for millions of years at a stretch. Even so, there does seem to have been an ice age in the early Proterozoic, and at the end of the Proterozoic there was another much more severe one. In between those times the world-wide climate would’ve been warmer than today.

The Cryogenian Period was a crucial time in our planet’s history. It appears that the land was mainly equatorial at the start of this period, which would probably have included the bits of land which were to become these isles. We were situated just south of the Equator, in Laurentia and Baltica, as part of the supercontinent Rodinia, meaning a hot, wet climate, except that we were below sea level, so a very wet climate! The oddity about this time is that glaciers are found at the Equator, i.e. the parts of the supercontinent which were equatorial at the time, and it’s thought that this means that most or all of the planet was covered in ice and as cold as Antarctica. My comment about tropical conditions applies to how things were before this arose. There are a couple of hypotheses about how this happened. One is that Earth may have had an axial tilt as high as 60°, meaning that constant night in the winter and the midnight Sun in the summer would’ve applied to everywhere further from the Equator than today’s Brazil or Israel. Very surprisingly, a snowball Earth can only happen if there’s a lot of equatorial land. Most of the Sun’s heat is absorbed near the Equator, meaning that if there’s a lot of land there the heat would not be absorbed as much, and this would cool down the whole planet.

By Ryan Somma – Life in the Ediacaran SeaUploaded by FunkMonk, CC BY-SA 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=24277381

The Ediacaran follows the Cryogenian and is for this part of Britain very significant, because it’s from this time, lasting 94 million years from 635 to 541 million years ago, that some of the most famous fossils found in this area date. These can be seen in a local museum and include the feather-like Charnia as seen above, and Bradgatia linfordensis, a lettuce-like organism obviously (to locals) named after Bradgate Park and Newtown Linford, both in Charnwood. Charnodiscus concentricus is another. These are all thought to be “quilted” animals who left no descendants, although some people class them in their own kingdom because they’re quite unlike any animals or plants we’re familiar with. They appeared 600 million years ago and all died out before the Cambrian. They may have had symbiotic algæ in their compartments, meaning that since many of them were also attached to the sea bed, the water must have been sufficiently shallow to allow light to penetrate. Hence Charnwood was still underwater, but the ice must’ve been gone and the water wasn’t particularly deep.

Rodinia was breaking up at this time, so there would’ve been a network of shallow seas, which sounds like the situation as it was here. Rodinia was an unusual supercontinent because it seems to have formed by the landmasses moving all the way round the world and colliding with each other on the opposite side to where they originated, which meant they had a long time to erode and the land surface was quite flat. The network of seas would have increased rainfall on the land, since much more of it would’ve been closer to the sea. This may in fact have been part of what triggered the earlier ice age. The temperature of the Ediacaran was still around 2°C cooler than the average for the Holocene, so it looks like the weather here would’ve been cold, wet and rainy. Plus ça change!

The Cambrian was warmer, around 8°C warmer than the Holocene average, and in fact this set a precedent for the generally warmer temperatures of the Phanerozoic, our current eon. During the next period, the Ordivician, sea levels rose by a hardly believable six hundred metres. This ended as a new supercontinent, Gondwana, reached the South Pole and a new ice age started, lasting twenty million years. A gamma ray burst may then have cause the mass extinction at the end of the period, meaning that it may have rained concentrated nitric acid.

Around 400 million years ago, three mini-continents collided to form the British Isles as we know them today, and it begins to become more meaningful to talk about British climate. These were Laurentia, which is effectively all of Scotland, Avalonia, which is England and Wales, and Armorica, which is Brittany, Devon and Cornwall plus a lot of other land such as Iberia. Glen Mòr, the fault along which Loch Ness is situated, continues into Ireland and therefore I imagine Ireland was also in two halves before this. Avalonia began as a volcanic island chain north of Gondwana. Britain was about 30° south of the Equator then. It drifted gradually north, crossing the Equator about 300 million years ago, and over this time other land collided with the forming Pangæa, meaning that it was increasingly far from the sea. This is about the time the Carboniferous started and the future Britain became covered in the rainforests which would become the coal measures, so Britain was hot and swampy, and the oxygen content of the air was so high that lightning strikes would have ignited wet vegetation, so there would be many forest fires even though conditions were damp. Around 305 million years ago, climate got cooler and drier and sea level fell, leading to retreat of coal forests from higher ground and the emergence of fragmented rain forests, which were no longer able to maintain their genetic diversity and there was a lot of inbreeding, shrinking of the size of, for example, horsetails, to cope with the conditions and a new ice age started in the Southern Hemisphere, although not severe enough to make Britain cold.

By this time, Pangæa was forming, as were the Pennines. Hot dry desert conditions took over from rainforest, with presumably an intermediate phase which today would be like the Serengeti, although with very different flora and fauna the details are not obvious. The late Permian was a peculiar time climatically, as the interior of Pangæa seemed to have extreme temperature variations so that it was both very hot and very cold at different times of year, and it’s been suggested that this was a cause of the Great Dying, where almost all life on Earth became extinct. Britain was now in the northern tropics, and as such was in the same zone as the Sahara is now. The Scottish Highlands at the time would’ve been as high as the Himalayas and formed part of a range which extended southwest into the Little Atlas and Appalachians. There might also have been a rain shadow desert to the east, making it even drier than it would’ve been without them, but the monsoon conditions which prevailed to the southeast might make it heavily forested.

In the Triassic there were salt flats in Cheshire, hence the salt mines which existed there in historical times, and red sandstone forming in what is now the Southwest, hence the very red soils in that area. Towards the end of the Triassic, the sea level began to rise again, converting much of the isles into a subtropical shallow sea and many of the hills and mountains as they existed then into islands, such as the Mendips.

The following photo is taken from this website and will be removed on request:

This is the “Barrow Kipper”, or rather a monument to where it was found in 1851. Barrow-upon-Soar is about an hour’s walk from where I’m sitting and between 200 and 150 million years ago was underwater, over the entire Jurassic Period. This particular plesiosaur was formerly classed as a Rhomaleousaurus but now as an Atychodracon, from the Early Jurassic, looking something like this but with a bigger head:

It used to be thought that plesiosaurs had to climb ashore to lay their eggs, so this suggests that there was land nearby, but fossils have since been found of pregnant ones, and their limbs were arranged in such a way that they would’ve had to have dragged themselves along the shore quite roughly. However, although it isn’t from precisely the same time, a few miles away in Rutland, the largest and most complete dinosaur fossil ever found in Britain was unearthed, a Cetiosaurus, like a mini-“Brontosaurus”, suggesting that this area was an archipelago of smaller islands or just near a beach. There is a famous traditional song called ‘Ashby De La Zouch By The Sea’, which has often made me wonder whether that particular nearby Leicestershire village ever was.

I am of course a Southerner, and as such Leicestershire will always be slightly foreign to me. My mother is from Maidstone, a place sufficiently famous for its Iguanodon finding that the animal is actually on their coat of arms:

These dinosaurs, dating from 157 million years ago, are also found, along with very many others, on the Isle Of Wight. It’s tempting to telescope all these findings into an imaginary scenario where they’re all simultaneous just because they’re all Jurassic, but in reality the Jurassic Period lasted fifty-six million years, almost as long as the time since the non-avian dinosaurs became extinct, and the Isle Of Wight dinosaurs are mainly early Cretaceous. There were, however, coral reefs in Yorkshire. In the Cretaceous, the situation was once again one of rising sea level with lagoons and streams. To the extent that these isles existed at that point, they were substantially united. That is, Ireland and Great Britain formed a single island, which was intermittently joined to the mainland and still steadily drifting north.

The Late Cretaceous climate was warmer than today’s at the same latitude, which was about the same as Madrid and Rome, although it had been cooling for millions of years. When the Chicxulub Impactor hit, the widespread fires would have raised carbon dioxide levels tenfold and caused a greenhouse effect heating the planet by 7.5°C. In the Palæocene the climate was slightly cooler and drier due to dust in the atmosphere reflecting heat into space, but tropical forests then developed all over the world, even in the Arctic, where the water was lukewarm. The Eocene would’ve involved warm swamps in many parts of Britain.

At this point I’ll repeat something I said a few days ago about Europe. Europe over the Cenozoic, that is, since the extinction of the non-avian dinosaurs, has been gradually transitioning from an archipelago to a large peninsula, and the scattered islands of the region have shown a trend of joining together to build a subcontinent, for want of a better word. Looking at Great Britain and Ireland in this way, they are late developers, or outliers which show how the rest of the region used to be. There’s a common, and correct, idea that before the end of the last Ice Age and for several thousand years after that, Ireland and Great Britain formed a peninsula, and this is true, but there has been a kind of seesawing appearance and disappearance of sea around us and the level of the land at the moment has been pushed down by the recent weight of ice and is gradually springing back up. Hence it does make sense to speak of the British Isles, or perhaps an island comprising Ireland and Great Britain plus low-lying land in between, in the earlier Cenozoic, and moreover to see them as the westernmost members of a collection of islands a bit like the Caribbean or Indonesia in arrangement, although that may be a bit of an exaggeration. The North European Plain, though, was underwater for quite some time, Iberia ceased to be an island around the start of the Cenozoic and the Italian-Illyrian region was also separate for a long interval.

In the Neogene, Britain arrived in its present position and is no longer drifting north. Hence the climate began to approach how it is today although it would’ve been somewhat warmer still. Finally, the Pliocene saw a general drying out and the Pleistocene brings me to the start of yesterday’s post.

I can’t completely guarantee that all of this is accurate as I know a little, but some of it is disputed and I’m probably in the Dunning-Kruger trough at this point where I haven’t reached the point of realising how little I really know and how wrong I’m actually being. Nonetheless, it’s nice to imagine how our climate could’ve been more Mediterranean or Caribbean in particular in the geological past, and also, wouldn’t it be nice to holiday at home but do it using a time machine so we could get to the really sunny and warm climates which this part of the world, so to speak, used to experience?

A History Of The British Climate Part II (Part I Tomorrow)

It’s common knowledge that there used to be an Ice Age in this country. Something which is never clear to me is whether people generally realise that this planet has recently, i.e. in the past million years or so, undergone five ice ages, and it’s debated whether anthropogenic climate change will be sufficient to prevent the next one. As I mentioned the other day, up until the 1980s it was considered a toss-up whether the near future would involve global cooling or warming, although looking at the graph of recent global temperatures in 1977, it seemed close to inevitable that it would warm. But there have been people here for hundreds of millennia, back to the Hoxnian about four hundred millennia ago, so I will start with that, work down to the present and then go way up and repeat the process on a grander timescale.

As far as I know, and in fact I suspect I’m wrong, the earliest human remains found in what are currently these isles are the so-called “Swanscombe Man”, a Neanderthal or pre-Neanderthal woman dating from about four hundred millennia BP (before present – in fact before 1950 CE). She was found in a Swanscombe gravel pit, near Dartford in today’s Kent. The Hoxnian Stage was an interglacial lasting from 424 to 374 millennia BP, when it was slightly warmer than today on average. At the time, there were dense forests here, making it difficult for people to penetrate much of the country and they mainly stayed in river valleys, such as the Thames, then a tributary of the Rhine, where the Swanscombe remains were found. Other species sharing that environment included the straight-tusked elephant, hippos and rhinos. This is one of the startling things about British fauna, and in fact fauna in general, up until the start of the last Ice Age: it was actually quite Afrikan. Distinctive European fauna during interglacials didn’t arise until this one, referred to as the Holocene. In fact humans could be seen as an example of that, since we are originally Afrikan.

I grew up calling the Ice Ages of the Pleistocene Donau, Günz, Mindel, Rịẞ and Würm, which are apparently the wrong names for Northern Europe, where they’re called the Hamburger, Elder, Elster, Saale and Weichsel. One of the annoying things about ice ages is that they’re called different things in different parts of the world, which doesn’t generally happen with other geological periods although one of the Cenozoic epochs, can’t remember which, is said to continue in some parts of the world after it had finished in others. Possibly the Oligocene. In the case of ice ages this is to some extent justified, because as far as the Arctic regions are concerned we’ve been in one long ice age since the start of the Pleistocene. Britain, and in particular Scotland, is the northernmost land not actually considered Arctic, so it isn’t surprising that the ice ages operated somewhat differently here than they did further south. The names I mentioned at the beginning of this paragraph are also the names of Alpine rivers, because the Alps were obviously more strongly affected than lower-lying parts of the European peninsula.

When the Ice Age I’m apparently supposed to call the Saale started around 374 millennia BP, glaciers completely covered what would become this archipelago, and of course Doggerland in the German Ocean/North Sea was still completely above sea level, so at this point these isles were not islands at all but a sub-peninsula of Europe. Fauna included lemmings, mammoths, woolly rhinos and musk oxen, but there would’ve been an intermediate cooling period during which horses would have arrived because the forests were thinning out. This came to an end around 130 millennia BP with the gross of centuries or so known as the Eemian or Ipswichian, during which sea level rose to six to nine metres above where it is today. Ice ages during this time are much longer than interglacials, which all seem to last about that long, which also means we’re kind of due for a new ice age, hence Nigel Calder’s fixation which I mentioned here. This is the period during which anatomically modern humans evolved, and our split between Asian and Afrikan populations. During this time there were hippos in the Thames and Rhine, and there were also straight-tusked elephants again in Britain, although we were at the limit of their range by then. They finally became extinct, or perhaps just left, at the start of the next ice age, the Weichsel.

The Weichsel, which is the most recent ice age and the one many probably just think of as the Ice Age, was less severe than the Saale, with the ice sheets only reaching as far south as the Humber and Mid-Wales, and across in Ireland in a line across from Wexford to Galway. South of those would’ve been tundra rather than actual permanent ice cover, and there were reindeer in the Peak District who used to migrate to Lincolnshire to calve. There were also still mammoths, for instance in Shropshire, until 14 000 BP, although they had previously been wiped out here because it was too cold for them. What seems to have been happening here is that local populations of mammoths were dying out and then getting replaced by others moving into the area, in a cycle. There were also bison, woolly rhinos and Irish elks. The last seem to be remembered in Irish legends. They were not closely related to elks but to fallow deer, and their last representatives vanished around 7 700 BP in Russia, at a time when mammoths were still around – they only died out around the time the pyramids were built. Irish elk appear in cave paintings and were hunted by humans.

The Holocene is actually formally defined, kind of by fiat, rather than just being the end of the last ice age. In the 1990s CE, it was proposed that a Holocene calendar be formally designated where years are numbered from the start of the epoch. Hence it started officially in 10 000 BCE or 11 950 BP. This makes it easier to use for geology and archæology, since Bede’s timing for the birth of Jesus is both arbitrary and culturally biassed, and not very useful for these purposes except that it helps us relate to the dates if one has a Christian background. That said, the onset of the Holocene is also the time of the last glacial retreat, and as such dates to around 11 650 years ago, or 9 630 BCE with spurious accuracy. All human recorded history has taken place in this period, and during this time there has been fluctuation in climate, here and elsewhere.

A big factor in the Holocene was the Bond events, which are fluctuations in ice rafting occurring from the Arctic in an approximately ten century cycle. In terms of the Common Era, these nine events took place at the following approximate dates: 9100 BCE, 8300 BCE, 7400 BCE, 6200 BCE, 3900 BCE, 2200 BCE, 800 BCE, 600 CE and 1500 CE. Some of these are associated with particular historical events or trends. What seems to be happening, and this is my interpretation, is that Arctic ice breaks up and spreads out in the North Atlantic, reflecting more heat back into space and cooling the planet globally. Then it refreezes and the planet warms up due to a smaller area being covered by ice.

The events in question sometimes had a major effect here, sometimes either not or not in a discernible way from this distance in time. Before I go on, I’ll talk about Doggerland, the formation of the Irish Sea and the English Channel. Doggerland, as you must surely know but I’ll mention it anyway, is the area now flooded by the North Sea. The Irish Sea used to be a marshy area with some lakes, the English Channel was also above sea level and even after the rest was submerged there was a narrow isthmus across the Pas De Calais until 5000 BCE. All of this was to do with ice melting and sea level rise.

Where the Bond events didn’t directly influence the climate significantly in this country, and in fact they would’ve done although without agriculture or written records the traces are harder to discern without some archæological research such as looking at tree rings, they may still have had a long-term knock on effect from what happened elsewhere. For instance, the 6200 BCE event led to a drier spell in Mesopotamia and therefore may have triggered irrigation efforts which led to the emergence of Sumer and the other cultures in that area, ultimately leading to the arrival of more advanced technology and different peoples here in the characteristic pattern where the East is south of the West. That said, the distribution of the aforementioned elephants also shows a northeast-southwest boundary and the glaciation kind of followed the same “diagonal” line. The 3900 BCE event led to the reformation of the Sahara Desert by four centuries later, whose effects can be seen in rock paintings showing animals usually found in wetter climates in that area. The Bronze Age began a couple of centuries after that. This got to Britain about a millennium later still. A later significant oscillation was the Iron Age Cold Epoch, which started around 800 BCE and coincided with the expansion of Ancient Greece and the foundation of Rome. This was followed by the Roman Warm period from 250 BCE to 400 CE, or 500 to 1150 AUC in the Roman dating system, which seems to have been fairly local, i.e. confined to Europe. Italy at the time was wetter and cooler, and it was the start of the current Subatlantic period. The temperature left to itself is slightly lower in this, current, period, than its predecessors and again this is evidence that we’re due an Ice Age, but human activity seems to be either postponing or preventing this for now. The cooling is thought to have triggered the migration of the Germanic tribes from Scandinavia down into the main part of Europe. There are then a number of named periods: the Late Antique Little Ice Age, Dark Ages Cold Period, Mediæval Warm Period and finally the well-known Little Ice Age.

The first two of these coincide to some extent, with the Late Antique Little Ice Age occurring in the middle of the Dark Ages Cold Period. In other words the former was the peak of the latter. The longer period seems to be precisely dateable to 509-865 CE, and includes for Britain most of the sub-Roman period, Augustine’s arrival and the early years of Alfred’s life until shortly before he became King. The middle of that period seems to have been worsened by volcanic eruptions reducing sunlight. The Annals of Ulster record a crop failure leading to a lack of bread in 536 and those of Innisfallen says this continued until 539. Ice cores from those years show a higher sulphur content than others. The Annales Cambriæ record “great mortality in Britain and Ireland” and also say it was King Arthur’s last battle. In various places it’s said that the Sun shone only weakly for a year and a half. In China it snowed in August 536.

This was eventually followed by the Mediæval Warm Period, lasting from around 950-1250. Sediments in the Sargasso Sea show that it was 1°C warmer than 1996 at this time. It seems that the ice-free seas of the North Atlantic were taken advantage of by the Norse people to colonise Greenland, as they called it, and Afrika was drier. After a bit of a gap, the Little Ice Age began in about 1350 and lasted up until about 1900, and this is something I find puzzling. There was a major famine here in 1315-17 which seems to have set Europe up for the Black Death later in the century because the people who were children at the time of the famine seem to have grown up rather unhealthy, laying them and the communities around them open to the ravages of the plague, if that’s what it was, as adults, and also making them a source of infection for healthier people who might otherwise have escaped. It might be expected that this was due to a series of years with bad weather conditions for growth of wheat in particular because of the climate, but in fact this doesn’t seem to be so. However, it does seem that a five-year long series of eruptions in Aotearoa/New Zealand of Mount Tarawera may have precipitated the event. Some people do extend the Little Ice Age back to 1300.

The following few centuries had such features as white Xmases and frost fairs on the Thames. There are two reasons why white Xmases used to me more frequent. One of them is pretty obvious, but the other, so I hear, is that there tends to be a snowier period shortly before the dates which are now celebrated as Christmas, and the calendar reforms moved it out of this to a less snowy stage of the winter. I’m not sure about that because it seems more likely to snow in early January than mid-December, so it seems to be in the wrong direction.

Frost fairs were held on the Thames in London from the seventh to the nineteenth centuries CE, peaking from the seventeenth century onward when the Little Ice Age was at its most severe. It’s thought that the Thames was more likely to freeze over in any case back then because of the water wheels under London Bridge slowing the flow of the river down and the pollution in the water raising the freezing point. They were in any case quite seldom held, and were much more common elsewhere in Europe. The Thames has frozen over further upstream much more recently, unsurprisingly in winter 1963. I can remember the sea freezing over to a limited extent in the Thames Estuary. It froze over for several weeks in London in the third Christian century, and in 695, the date of the first fair, then there’s a gap until 1608, when it first used name. The biggest was in 1683-4, when the ice was half a metre thick. The last one was in February 1814, when the ice supported an elephant. I don’t want to ignore the cruelty of exploiting a presumably Asian elephant in that way, but note the connection with native British straight-tusked elephants living on the banks of the river in ages past. In 1831, London Bridge was pulled down and the climate was warming, meaning that it ceased to be feasible from that point on.

By Giorgiogp2 – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=8942703

Approaching living memory, there’s the Year Without A Summer, also known as “Eighteen Hundred And Frozen To Death”, a phrase many older people may have heard of. This is 1816. The 1815 eruption of Mount Tambora in today’s Indonesia led to a global fall in temperature of 0.7°C. The summer temperatures were relatively lowest in France and England. There was food price inflation all over Europe and in 1819, there were typhus epidemics in Ireland and Scotland as a result of malnourishment. Mary Shelley wrote ‘Frankenstein’ during the summer of this year because the weather was too bad for them to go outside. Also by this time, sunspots were being observed and the Sun’s surface was unusually “clean” between 1796 and 1820, a period known as the Dalton Minimum, and like other minima it coincided with a spell of colder temperatures. The better-known Maunder Minimum from 1645-1715 had also seen this, and it’s also hypothesised that there’s a rhythm instantiated by these two, meaning that an earlier Spörer Minimum had occurred from 1460-1550.

There are several ways to retrieve the record of climate change in fairly recent times, including ice core samples, tree rings, coral skeletons, cave deposits and foraminiferan skeletons from the sea bed and chalk. One of the things these show is that the industrial revolution, which at the time was fuelled by coal, began to make its presence felt by about 1830, rather surprisingly in the Southern Hemisphere more than the Northern. Antarctica has been protected from much of this by the circulation of water and air currents in the Southern Ocean, but it can be seen in other oceans and landmasses south of the Equator.

This is more or less common knowledge, so I won’t go into much depth, and I’m pretty sure I’ve covered it extensively elsewhere on this blog. Therefore I’ll just mention three events: the winters of 1947 and 1963, and the summer of 1976.

From 23rd January 1947, Britain and the rest of Europe experienced an unusually harsh winter, which incidentally is a major plot point in my novel ‘1934’. I also know someone whose life was basically ruined by it. An anticyclone was stationary over Scandinavia, preventing low pressure areas from moving towards Britain from the Atlantic and allowing winds to blow from the east across the country. The temperature dropped to -21°C, there was pack ice in the Channel and ice floes in the North Sea. Similar, and in some cases more severe, measures were taken as during the War, including lower rations, the suspension of television, the reduction of radio and there were power cuts which even affected Buckingham Palace. Four million people claimed unemployment benefit. Three million sheep died, there were many crops lost or irretrievable from the ground due to frozen soil and there were of course many human casualties. This was followed by serious flooding in March when the snow and ice melted.

The next severe winter occurred sixteen years later, and Sarada can remember this although I wasn’t born. This was known as the Big Freeze of ’63 and was the coldest since 1895. The situation began similarly to 1947 with a stationary high over Scandinavia, but this was then replaced by another over Iceland. Temperatures fell to -19°C in Scotland and the sea froze over at Herne Bay for 1.6 kilometres. January 1963 is the coldest month since January 1814. The difference between the two post-War winters is probably down to the fact that Britain had recovered economically from the War by the second, and there were also some advances in technology and the infrastructure, but that’s just my guess.

Finally for today I want to mention an incident which I can actually remember quite clearly: the summer of 1976. Although this was only the second driest summer since records began, next to 1995, it’s far more memorable for its weather than the later one. You may recall, incidentally, that 1975 was also very hot and dry, and that dryness and mildness continued through the ’75-’76 winter, meaning that more insects survived and continued to reproduce in the next year. Meanwhile the water reserves were already unusually low. The cause of the actual heatwave and drought was, surprisingly, similar to those of the winters of ’47 and ’63, with a high pressure area stuck over Europe, and in fact the whole of Europe was affected, not just Britain. Shade temperatures rose to 34°C in late July. Rivers, lakes and reservoirs dried up, the grass died and there was a plague of ladybirds. It was actually possible to fill shovels with them, and many people, including myself, discovered for the first time that they “sweat” an irritant clear yellow liquid when stressed (incidentally the same thing happened a couple of days ago to me while I was out). This was because ladybirds are predators of other insects, and their plethora had led to a population explosion. There were also standpipes in the street due to a water shortage, and I think hosepipes were banned for the first time. The Archbishop of Canterbury prayed for rain to no avail. Then, bizarrely, the Prime Minister Harold Wilson appointed a minister for drought, Denis Howell, and ordered him to do a rain dance! Then it rained and he became minster for floods. I shall now specifically invite Steve to tell us his tale of ’76.

As for me, my tenth birthday occurred during the drought. I was on holiday in the Isle Of Wight and my brother and I both went down with tonsilitis. My temperature went up to 38.3°C. However, I recovered in time to enjoy the rest of the holiday, and we went to Blackgang Chine where there was a “ride” purporting to be Hell which was very hot inside, except that it wasn’t because of the temperature outside. Two other notable features were that after it had started raining people were still using standpipes and were actually standing in the rain waiting for water, and it was stated that even if it rained every day until the year 2000 there wouldn’t be enough water to replace what there had been in 1974. There was also said to be a problem with the mud getting baked into an impermeable condition, such that the rain would just run off and fail to accumulate. There were forest fires in the South, and everyone was warned to take extreme care. However, these have actually served to replenish heathland in the long run. Deaths went up by twenty percent.

That, then, is the history of climate in this country from the life of Swanscombe Woman four hundred millennia ago into the late twentieth century. Tomorrow I will cover the history of climate here from deep in prehistory up until the advent of the latest spate of Ice Ages.