Okay, let’s just go hell for leather on this. Most of it is just going to come out of my head.
When I was seven, I was really interested in nuclear physics. I had this naive idea that if I knew everything all matter and forces were made of down to the smallest level, I would effectively know everything, full stop. The error of this thought was borne in upon me when I realised I had no idea what the scientific name of the freshwater shrimp was, anything about that animal’s anatomy and so on, and more broadly that just because you knew everything about the building blocks of everything in the Universe didn’t mean you knew much about the things that were made of ’em. Seven year olds, eh?
However, one thing that did impinge upon my learning was that atoms were made up of electrons orbiting a nucleus made of neutrons and protons, that the nuclei were held together by the strong nuclear force carried by pions, light was made up of photons, and protons and neutrons were part of a larger class of fairly massive particles called hadrons, which were generally composed of smaller particles called quarks held together by gluons. This is now such a long time ago that nuclear physics has changed considerably since then and some of the ideas are very outdated. For instance, at one point it was thought that quarks were made up of smaller particles called “rishons”, whose number of types enabled the standard model to be simplified by seeing them as pairs of rishons of a few kinds. Only two types of rishons would be needed for there to be four types of quark. Also back then, the top and bottom quarks had yet to be detected, so people mainly talked about up, down, strangeness and charm, and it hasn’t been lost on me that that’s the title of a Hawkwind album. This was, however, about three years before the album came out and at the time I would’ve been entirely contemptuous and condescending about this piece of music with pretentions to be high art. I should hastily add that I’m not like that any more.
Now it was quite easy for my undeveloped child’s mind to understand all this. Basically, each particle had mass, charge (or no charge) and spin, and these properties defined what that particle was. They were divided into bosons and fermions, and also leptons, mesons and baryons according to their mass from light to heavy. I was for some reason particularly excited about mesons. Many of these particles are unstable, and when they break up their mass, charge and spin need to be conserved. To take a completely wrong example, say there’s a meson with a mass five hundred times that of an electron. If it broke up into two smaller particles, if each has a mass 250 times that of an electron, that would conserve mass. However, this is totally wrong because some of a particle’s mass is lost in binding energy, so each of the pair would actually have a mass more than half of the meson’s. That’s not in any way a real example but because I’m ploughing on at a rate of knots, I’m not looking any details up and can’t remember the properties of a pion, for example. Leptons, incidentally, are not like that. They’re stable, lighter and not made of anything smaller. This is about mesons and baryons. If you asked my seven-year old self, I’d be able to give you the properties, but my late middle-aged and addled brain can no longer so do.
But, more simply, if a neutral particle emits an electron it will become positively charged because electrons are negatively charged and that needs to be preserved.
Not all objects have mass at all. If an object has a mass of zero, it has no choice but to move at the speed of light, which is actually not the specific speed of light but just the fastest speed there is, to quote Monty Python. Neither must every object have charge. Most objects we come across in everyday life, such as combs and loo rolls, tend to have no charge most of the time although if you comb hair with a comb it will become charged and be able to pick up small bits of loo roll, so it does happen. On a subatomic scale, though, there are essentially charged particles, namely the electrons and protons making up atoms, but there also have to be the uncharged neutrons which balance out the nucleus and prevent it exploding. Both protons and neutrons are made up of charged quarks which together add up to one unit of positive charge or no charge because they cancel each other out or they don’t. So that’s also simple.
Spin is however really not simple. Although this makes no sense to our macroscopic brains, spin is quantised and a property like charge and mass. Also, even more strangely, a particle can have non-integral spin, and if it does, it needs to be flipped over twice to reverse its spin. Look at it this way: there’s a gyroscope spinning in a clockwise direction when viewed from above. Usually, to make it spin anticlockwise all you need to do is turn it upside down. If, however, it had non-integral spin, if you turned it upside down, it still wouldn’t be spinning anticlockwise and you’d have to flip it over again to make it spin the other way. This is very weird and as I’m typing this I wonder if I’ve got it wrong but it’s been said that if you think you understand quantum mechanics, you don’t understand it, so presumably I do understand this because I don’t.
So why am I bothering to mention this little detail? Well, it was discovered some time ago that the way subatomic particles break down must conserve mass (taking into account that some of their mass is converted to energy when they’re stuck together), electrical charge and also this other property, spin. In order for this to work properly, there must be massless and chargeless particles. These particles seem to be nothing, but they aren’t because they have spin. These are neutrinos, and they come in various types because they’re leptons and they have corresponding more tangible particles, so there are for example muon’s neutrinos and electron’s neutrinos. They are of course bloody weird. The way they’re detected is by filling enormous buried underground tanks with dry cleaning fluid and trying to detect the tiny number of atoms which are changed by interaction with them. Since they’re produced in nuclear reactions, the Sun emits them. It’s been said that a million neutrinos passed through a wall of lead a light year thick, almost all of them would come out the other side. They virtually do not interact with matter. About forty-odd years ago, there was a problem understanding the Sun because it wasn’t producing enough neutrinos. In other words, the massive tanks of dry-cleaning fluid under the Alps or wherever they were kept were not producing detectable numbers of different atoms. I mean, I don’t know how you detect a couple of altered atoms in six hundred tonnes of dry cleaning fluid, but apparently you can. I’ve probably missed the point. Incidentally, I don’t want to go off on too much of a tangent but I find it kind of annoying that there is a thing called “dry-cleaning fluid“. How is it dry-cleaning then, eh? And while I’m at it, it used to be used to decaffeinate coffee, or something similar did, and it always used to give me a stomach ache when I drank it. Tangent alert!
Okay, so my point is that for whatever reason I didn’t have any problem accepting that neutrinos existed even though they were massless and practically didn’t interact with matter, at the age of seven. In fact, in 1987 it turned out that neutrinos did in fact have some mass because a couple of hundred thousand years ago, a star exploded in one of the Milky Way’s satellite galaxies and the neutrinos took a few seconds longer to get here than the light, implying that they were travelling more slowly than light and must therefore have mass.
Now for the famous problem.
Centuries ago, Johannes Kepler worked out that the time it takes a planet to orbit the Sun can be worked out straightforwardly from its distance. To quote Kepler’s Third Law, “the squares of the orbital periods of the planets are directly proportional to the cubes of the semi-major axes of their orbits”. Semi-major axis is the mean distance of a planet’s orbit from the Sun. Isaac Newton generalised this law to come up with the law of gravity, and it’s supposed to apply to everything in the Universe. There’s a lot more, but this is the important bit. It means that if you look, for example, at the triple star system next to the Sun, you can work out from the masses of Proxima Centauri, α Centauri A and B and their distances from each other how long it takes them all to orbit each other. The much closer A and B are close in mass to each other and take eighty years to orbit and Proxima, which is eleven thousand times the distance of Earth from the Sun, takes 550 thousand years to orbit the other two, whose total mass is what matters. However, it doesn’t stay this simple.
If you look at a galaxy, you might think you can calculate its mass from the number of stars in it and their sizes. Galaxies rotate very, very slowly: our solar system takes something like 225 million years to orbit its centre. It ought therefore to be expected that the time taken for a star twice as far out from the centre to orbit this galaxy should be the square root of the cube of twice as long as 225 million years, i.e. a little under three times as long. However, it actually only takes about twice as long. Why?
Obviously you can’t see everything in the Galaxy. If you were looking at this solar system from α Centauri, even with a fantastically powerful telescope, you wouldn’t be able to see Jupiter, any of the other planets or moons, any of the dwarf planets or any of the asteroids, and between the stars there are also rogue planets wandering in interstellar space, dust, maybe black holes and brown dwarf “stars” too dim to see as well as potential comets very slowly orbiting sheer light months from the Sun, so there definitely is missing mass which means galaxies would seem to rotate faster than just counting up the stars would predict, and also, coming back to neutrinos, they also increase the mass of galaxies somewhat. However, for this to work as a way of accounting for how fast galaxies spin, and also how quickly galaxies “near” each other affect each others’ motion, well over three-quarters of the mass of a galaxy would have to consist of this sort of stuff. Maybe it does, but it probably doesn’t because for example 99.8% of the mass of our solar system is the Sun. Therefore it probably isn’t lots of ordinary invisible matter doing this.
Therefore, scientists decided that there must be something called WIMPs – Weakly Interacting Massive Particles. This is by contrast with MACHOs – MAssively Compact Halo Objects – which is the idea that there’s a roughly spherical cloud of massive ordinary matter also orbiting galaxies outside the plane of the arms. I’m about to come to the point by the way. To me, and to a lot of other people, WIMPs seem to be invented just to explain the problem. They’re most of the matter in the Universe, but they conveniently do not interact with the matter we’re familiar with. I paused there because I almost wrote “do not interact with ordinary matter”, but in fact if this is true they actually are “ordinary” matter, and it’s atoms, molecules and light which aren’t, in other words all the stuff which can be detected. Hence I think this is silly and go with a different hypothesis, which is MoND – Modified Newtonian Dynamics. This is the idea that the explanation is that Newton’s laws of gravity only work on relatively small scales and break down if you consider them over thousands of light years or further.
All this said, I am perfectly well aware that I’m no physicist. I did have my doubts about the cosmological constant as a teenager but just thought it was because I didn’t understand physics, then it turned out Albert Einstein had the same doubts and found it embarrassing, so maybe I should listen to my intuition more. Maybe people can be too embedded in their area of expertise to realise the flaws in their thoughts. Or, maybe an outsider just doesn’t understand properly and only thinks she does.
But my point is not about this but ageing and how people accept and reject things as they get older. As a child, I liked the idea of neutrinos because they were absurd and weird, and therefore fascinating. As a fifty-seven year old, and in fact even when I was quite a bit younger, I find the idea of dark matter, which is what I’ve just described, hard to accept even though it’s quite similar in a lot of ways to neutrinos. And that’s the process of becoming more conservative as you get older, and therefore this now becomes not an abstruse argument about physics or cosmology but personality and maturity.
There has been a pattern where young people start off left wing and become right wing old people. This is apparently less true than it used to be. Why this happens is another question. It may be that as one acquires wealth and possessions, one realises that one’s position of poverty and the apparent need to depend on the state for financial support was temporary and would also be for other people, and therefore things will get better or easier if one takes responsibility for things. Or, it could be that as one’s career advances, one makes moral compromises and therefore descends into self-deception and rationalisation for them. Or, again, maybe it’s cognitive decline and an inevitable process of being more easily duped by politicians and media-based propaganda. Conservative ideas are more appealing because they’re about the “good old days”. If this last one is so, the answer to a drift to the right may be just to decide that one was more likely to have been correct before one started losing one’s marbles and freeze one’s political opinions at that stage, but when new situations arise it can be harder to apply those principles than it used to be.

Why has this image appeared at this point on this blog post? Well. . .
I accept that neutrinos exist. Once upon a time, in 1887 CE, a guy called Lazarus Zamenhoff living in Poland invented a language called Esperanto, which I’m sure you’ve heard of. It was designed to be simple and logical, and was specifically constructed in a Europe where the various powers had been at each others’ throats for centuries, so the vocabulary was mainly based on Romance, Germanic, Greek and Slavic roots, plus a few completely invented words. In order to make learning it easier, Zamenhoff introduced the idea that words could be plugged together to change their meaning in a completely regular way, so for example the prefix “mal-” would turn a word into its opposite: “bona” means “good”, “malbona” means “bad”, and more controversially, “knabo” means “boy” and “knabino” girl, and in fact in the original version of the language all the gendered terms are unmarked when masculine and marked when feminine in this way. This is sexist but there are practical reasons for it. As in natural languages which mark this kind of gender, there are ways of working round it.
One of the possible flaws in the language is what this approach to word building does to words which are similar in many languages. For instance, take the English word “school”. In French this is «école», in German ,,Schule”, in Indonesian “sekola” and so on. All words which look and sound similar. In Esperanto, the word for school is “lernejo” – “learn-place”. This is easy to form and break down, and it reduces the need to learn a more opaque word, but the chances are that in many cases the word will already exist in the learner’s native language and there may at least initially be some puzzlement.
Germaine Greer’s famous book is called ‘The Female Eunuch’ in English, the language it was written in. The Esperanto word for “eunuch” is the rather logical word “neŭtro”, related to the adjective “neŭtra”, meaning “neuter”. However, since unmarked nouns in Esperanto usually refer to males or inanimate items, “neŭtro” means “male eunuch”. “-Ino” is the feminising ending. Hence the Esperanto word for “female eunuch” is “neŭtrino”! I don’t know whether Greer’s book has been translated into Esperanto or what its title is if it has, and I also don’t know what the Esperanto word for the elementary particle is, but logic suggests that neutrinos are called something else in Esperanto and the word “neŭtrino” does in fact mean “female eunuch”. If not, the chances are that when Esperantists talk about fundamental particles they say that there are vast tanks of dry-cleaning fluid under the Alps intended to detect female eunuchs and that when scientists detected Supernova 1987A, they noticed that female eunuchs don’t move at the speed of light. Well I could’ve told ’em that.
So what’s my point? Do I have one? Surprisingly, yes. As I’ve got older, like many other people my acceptance of novelty has become less flexible and although I was fine with neutrinos I wasn’t fine with dark matter. Neutrinos were discovered in 1956, though they were theorised earlier. ‘The Female Eunuch’ was published in 1970. Esperanto had its rules laid down in 1887, and although better-designed versions of the language have been proposed since, it’s difficult to accept them because the whole point of Esperanto was that it was supposed to be a single language which everyone could use. I actually think Esperantido is loads better but I wouldn’t use it because it isn’t the original. This rigid design is reflected in the fact that these two concepts, the female eunuch and the neutrino, have happened in the world getting on for a century after the language was devised, but it isn’t open to accepting new ideas in that way. As such, Esperanto represents exactly what happens to us as we get older, but not because we compromise or become more conservative, but simply because we were designed for an earlier age, in the case of Esperanto, one where neutrinos were unknown and second-wave feminism was unthought of.
It occurs to me also that second-wave feminism itself has also been superceded and may be in the same position, but that’s another story.






