Is Cyberspace Haunted?

Loab – An explanation may be forthcoming

I may have mentioned this before on here, but there used to be a popular “spooky” non-fiction book called ‘The Ghost Of 29 Megacycles’. This was about the practice of listening to static on analogue radio and apparently hearing the voices of the dead. A similar technique is known as Electronic Voice Phenomenon, which is a more general version of the same where people listen out for voices on audio tape or other recording media. It’s notable that this is a highly analogue process. It’s no longer a trivial task to tune out a television or radio and get it to display visual or produce audio static so that one can do this. Audiovisual media nowadays are generally very clean and don’t lend themselves to this. One saddening thing to me is that we now have a TV set which will display pretend static to communicate to us that we haven’t set it up properly. It isn’t honest. There is no real static and in fact it’s just some video file stored on the hardware somewhere which tries to tell the user there’s an unplugged connection or something. You can tell this because it loops: the same pixels are the same colours in the same place every few frames. I find this unsettling because it implies that the world we live in is kind of a lie and because we haven’t really got control over the nuts and bolts of much technology any more. There’s that revealing temporally asymmetric expression committing oneself that the belief that in that respect the past and future are qualitatively different. It is important to acknowledge this sometimes, but can also bring it about via the force of that potentially negative belief. However, the demise of the analogue has not led to the demise of such connections, although it long seemed to have done so.

Most people would probably say that we are simply hearing, or in some cases seeing, things which aren’t really there in these cases. Others might say, of course, that this is a way to access the Beyond, so to speak, and interpret the voices or other experiences in those terms. If that’s so, the question arises as to whether it’s the medium which contains this information or whether the human mind contacts it directly via a random-seeming visual or sonic mess, having been given the opportunity to do so. Other stimuli grab the attention to specific, organised and definite details too much for this to happen easily. There’s no scope for imagination, or rather for free association.

Well, recently this has turned out no longer to be so. Recently, artificial intelligence has been advancing scarily fast. That’s not hyperbole. It is actually quite frightening how rapidly software has been gaining ground on human cognition. Notable improvements occur within weeks rather than years or decades, and one particular area where this is happening is in image generation. This has consequences for the “ghost of 29 megacycles” kind of approach to, well, I may as well say séances, but this is going to take a bit of explaining first.

Amid considerable concern for human artists and their intellectual property, it’s now possible to go to various websites, type in what you want to see and have a prodigiously furiously cogitating set of servers give you something like that in a couple of minutes. For example, sight unseen I shall now type in “blue plastic box in a bookcase” and show you a result from Stable Diffusion:

That didn’t give me exactly what I wanted but it did show a blue plastic box in a bookcase. Because I didn’t find a way to specify that I only wanted one blue plastic box, it also gave me two others. I’ll give it another try: “A tree on a grassy hill with a deer under it”:

The same system can also respond to images plus text as input. In my case, this has let to an oddity. As you know, I am the world’s whitest woman. However, when I give Stable Diffusion’s sister Diffuse The Rest, which takes photos plus descriptions, such as “someone in a floral skater dress with curly hair, glasses and hoop earrings”, it will show me that all right, but “I” will be a Black woman more often than not. This is not so with many other inputs without a photo of me. I get this when I type it into Stable Diffusion itself:

This is obviously a White woman. So are all the other examples I’ve tried on this occasion, although there is a fair distribution of ethnicity. There are worrying biasses, as usual, in the software. For instance, if you ask for a woman in an office, you generally get something like this:

If you ask for a woman on a running track, this is the kind of output that results:

This is, of course, due to the fact that the archive of pictures on which the software was trained carries societal biasses therewith. However, for some reason it’s much more likely to make me Black than White if I provide it with a picture of myself and describe it in neutral terms. This, for example, is supposed to be me:

The question of how it might be addressed arises though. Here is an example of what it does with a photo of me:

You may note that this person has three arms. I have fewer than three, like many other people. There’s also a tendency for the software to give people too many legs and digits. I haven’t tried and I’m not a coder, but it surprises me that there seems to be no way to filter out images with obvious flaws of this kind. Probably the reason for this is that these AI models are “black boxes”: they’re trained on images and arrive at their own rules for how to represent them, and in the case of humans the number of limbs and digits is not part of that. It is in fact sometimes possible to suggest they give a body extra limbs by saying something like “hands on hips” or “arms spread out”, in which case they will on occasion continue to produce images of someone with arms in a more neutral position as well as arms in the explicitly requested ones.

In order to address this issue, it would presumably be necessary to train the neural network on images with the wrong and right number of appendages. The problem is, incidentally, the same as the supernumerary blue boxes in the bookcase image, but in most situations we’d be less perturbed by seeing an extra box than an extra leg.

I have yet to go into why the process is reminiscent of pareidolia based on static or visual snow and therefore potentially a similar process to a séance. The algorithm used is known as a Latent Diffusion Model. This seems to have replaced the slightly older method of Generative Adversarial Networks, which employed two competing neural networks to produce better and better pictures by judging each other’s outputs. Latent Diffusion still uses neural networks, which are models of simple brains based on how brains are thought to learn. Humans have no access to what happens internally in these networks, so the way they are actually organised is quite mysterious. Many years ago, a very simple neural network was trained to do simple arithmetic and it was explored. It was found to contain a circuit which had no connections to any nodes outside that circuit on the network and was therefore thought to be redundant, but on being removed, the entire network ceased to function. This network was many orders of magnitude less complex than today’s. In these cases, the network was trained on a database of pictures ranked by humans for beauty and associated with descriptions called the LAION-5B Dataset. The initial picture, which may be blank, has “snow” added to it in the form of pseudorandom noise (true randomness may be impossible for conventional digital devices to achieve alone). The algorithm then uses an array of GPUs (graphical processing units as used in self-driving cars, cryptocurrency minint and video games) to continue to apply noise until it begins to be more like the target as described textually and/or submitted as an image. It does this in several stages. Also, just as a JPEG is a compressed version of a bitmap image, relying in that case on small squares described via overlapping trig functions, so are the noisy images compressed in order to fit in the available storage space and so that they get processed faster. The way I think of it, and I may be wrong here, is that it’s like getting the neural network to “squint” at the image through half-closed eyes and try to imagine and draw what’s really there. This compressed image form is described as a “latent space”, as the actual space of the image, or possibly the multidimensional space used to describe it as found in Generative Adversarial Networks, is a decompressed version of what’s actually used directly by the GPUs.

If you don’t understand that, it isn’t you. It was one said that if you can’t explain something simply, you don’t understand it, and that suggests I don’t. That said, one thing I do understand, I think, is that this is a computer making an image fuzzy like a poorly-tuned television set and then trying to guess what’s behind the fuzz according to suggestions such as an image or a text input. This process is remarkably similar, I think, to a human using audio or visual noise to “see” things which don’t appear to be there, and therefore is itself like a séance.

This seems far-fetched of course, but it’s possible to divorce the algorithm from the nature of the results. The fact is that if a group of people is sitting there with a ouija board, they are ideally sliding the planchette around without their own conscious intervention. There might be a surreptitious living human guide or a spirit might hypothetically be involved, but the technique is the same. The contents of the latent space is genuinely unknown and the details of events within the neural network are likewise mysterious. We, as humans, also tend to project meaning and patterns onto things where none exist.

This brings me to Loab, the person at the top of this post, or rather the figure. The software used to discover this image has not been revealed, but seems to have been Midjourney. The process whereby she (?) was arrived at is rather strange. The initial input was Marlon Brando, the film star. This was followed by an attempt to make the opposite of Marlon Brando. This is a technique where, I think, the location in the latent space furthest from the initial item is found, like the antipodes but in a multidimensional space rather than on the surface of a spheroid. This produced the following image:

The phenomenon of apparently nonsense text in these images is interesting and more significant than you might think. I’ll return to it later.

The user, whose username is Supercomposite on Twitter, then tried to find the opposite of this image, expecting to arrive back at Marlon Brando. They didn’t. Instead they got the image shown at the top of this post, in other words this:

(Probably a larger image in fact but this is what’s available).

It was further found that this image tended to “infect” others and make them more horrific to many people’s eyes. There are ways of producing hybrid images via this model, and innocuous images from other sources generally become macabre when combined with this one. Also, there’s a tendency for Loab, as she was named, to “haunt” images in the sense that you can make an image from an image and remove all the references to Loab in the description, and she will unexpectedly recur many generations down the line like a kind of jump scare. Her presence also sometimes makes images so horrendous that they are not safe to post online. For instance, some of them are of screaming children being torn to pieces.

As humans, we are of course genetically programmed to see horror where there is none because if we instead saw no horror where there was some we’d probably have been eaten, burnt to death, poisonned or drowned, and in that context “we” refers to more than just humans. Therefore a fairly straightforward explanation of these images is that we are reading horror into them when they’re just patterns of pixels. We create another class of potentially imaginary entities by unconsciously projecting meaning and agency onto stimuli. Even so, the human mind has been used as a model for this algorithm. The images were selected by humans and humans have described them, and perhaps most significantly, rated them for beauty. Hence if Marlon Brando is widely regarded as handsome, his opposite’s opposite, rather than being himself, could be ugliness and horror. It would seem to make more sense for that to be simply his opposite, or it might not be closely related to him at all. A third possibility is that it’s a consequence of the structure of a complex mind-like entity to have horror and ugliness in it as well as beauty. There are two other intriguing and tempting conclusions to be drawn from this. One is that this is a real being inhabiting the neural network. The other is that the network is in some way a portal to another world in which this horror exists.

Loab is not alone. There’s also Crungus:

These are someone else’s, from Craiyon, which is a fork of Dall-E Mini. Using that, I got these:

Using Stable Diffusion I seem to get two types of image. One is this kind of thing:

The other looks vaguely like breakfast cereal:

Crungus is another “monster”, who however looks quite cartoonish. I can also understand why crungus might be a breakfast cereal, because of the word sounding like “crunch”. In fact I can easily imagine going down the shop, buying a box of crungus, pouring it out and finding a plastic toy of a Crungus in it. There’s probably a tie-in between the cereal and a TV animation. Crungus, however, has an origin. Apparently there was a video game in 2002 which had a Crungus as an easter egg, which was a monster based on the original DOOM monster the Cacodemon, who was based on artwork which looked like this:

Hence there is an original out there which the AI probably found, although I have to say it seems very apporopriately named and if someone were to be asked to draw a “Crungus”, they’d probably produce a picture a bit like one of these.

It isn’t difficult to find these monsters. Another one which I happen to have found is “Eadrax”:

Eadrax is the name of a planet in ‘The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide To The Galaxy’ but reliably produces fantastic monsters in Stable Diffusion. This seems to be because Google will correct the name to “Andrax”, an ethical hacking platform which uses a dragon-like monster as its mascot or logo. An “eadrax” seems to be a three-dimensional version of that flat logo. But maybe there’s something else going on as well.

There’s a famous experiment in psychology where people whose spoken languages were Tamil and English were asked which one of these shapes was “bouba” and which “kiki”:

I don’t even need to tell you how that worked out, do I? What happens if you do this with Stable Diffusion? Well, “kiki” gets you this, among many other things:

“Bouba” can generate this:

I don’t know about you, but to me the second one looks a lot more like a “bouba” than the first looks like a “kiki” instance. What about both? Well, it either gets you two Black people standing together or a dog and a cat. I’m quite surprised by this because it means the program doesn’t know about the experiment. It doesn’t, however, appear to do what the human mind does with these sounds. “Kiki and Bouba” does this:

Kiki is of course a girl’s name. Maybe Bouba is a popular name for a companion animal?

This brings up the issue of the private vocabulary latent space diffusion models use. You can sometimes provoke such a program into producing text. For instance, you might ask for a scene between two farmers talking about vegetables with subtitles or a cartoon conversation between whales about food. When you do this, and when you get actual text, something very peculiar happens. If you have typeable dialogue between the whales and use this as a text prompt, it can produce images of sea food. If you do the same with the farmers, you get things like insects attacking crops. This is even though the text seems to be gibberish. In other words, the dialogue the AI is asked to imagine actually seems to make sense to it.

Although this seems freaky at first, what seems to be happening is that the software is taking certain distinctive text fragments out of captions and turning them into words. For instance, the “word” for birds actually consists of a concatenation of the first part, i.e. the more distinctive one, of scientific names for bird families. Some people have also suggested that humans are reading things into the responses by simply selecting the ones which seem more relevant, and another idea is that the concepts associated with the images are just stored nearby. That last suggestion raises other questions for me, because it seems that that might actually be a description of how human language actually works mentally.

Examples of “secret” vocabulary include the words vicootes, poploe vesrreaitas, contarra ccetnxniams luryea tanniouons and placoactin knunfdg. Here are examples of what these words do:

Vicootes
Poploe vesrreaitas
contarra ccetnxniams luryea tanniouons
placoactin knunfdg

The results of these in order tend to be: birds, rural scenes including both plants and buildings, young people in small groups and cute furry animals, including furry birds. It isn’t, as I’ve said, necessarily that mysterious because the words are often similar to parts of other words. For instance, the last one produces fish in many cases, though apparently not on Stable Diffusion, but here seems to have produced a dog because the second word ends with “dg”. It produces fish because placoderms and actinopterygii are prominent orders of fish.

It is often clear where the vocabulary comes from, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t constitute a kind of language because our own languages evolve from others and take words and change them. It can easily be mixed with English:

A flock of vicootes in a poploe vesrreaitas being observed by some contarra ccetnxiams luryea tanniouons who are taking their placoactin knunfg for a walk.

This has managed to preserve the birds and the rural scene with vegetation, but after that it seems to lose the plot. It often concentrates on the earlier part of a text more than the rest. In other words, it has a short attention span. The second part of this text gets me this:

Contarra ccetnxiams luryea tanniouons taking their placoactin knunfg for a walk.

I altered this slightly but the result is unsurprising.

Two questions arise here. One is whether this is genuine intelligence. The other is whether it’s sentience. As to whether it’s intelligent, I think the answer is yes, but perhaps only to the extent that a roundworm is intelligent. This is possibly misleading and raises further questions. Roundworms are adapted to what they do very well but are not going to act intelligently outside of that environment. The AIs here are adapted to do things which people do to some extent, but not particularly generally, meaning that they can look a lot more intelligent than they actually are. We’re used to seeing this happen with human agency more directly involved, so what we experience here is a thin layer of humanoid behaviour particularly focussed on the kind of stuff we do. This also suggests that a lot of what we think of as intelligent human behaviour is actually just a thin, specialised veneer on a vast vapid void. But maybe we already knew that.

The other question is about sentience rather than consciousness. Sentience is the ability to feel. Consciousness is not. In order to feel, at least in the sense of having the ability to respond to external stimuli, there must be sensors. These AIs do have sense organs because we interact with them from outside. I have a strong tendency to affirm consciousness because a false negative is likely to cause suffering. Therefore I believe that matter is conscious and therefore that that which responds to external stimuli is sentient. This is of course a very low bar and it means that I even consider pocket calculators sentient. However, suppose that instead consciousness and sentience are emergent properties of systems which are complex in the right kind of way. If digital machines and their software are advancing, perhaps in a slow and haphazard manner, towards sentience, they may acquire it before being taken seriously by many, and we also have no idea how it would happen, not just because sentience as such is a mystery but largely because we have no experience of that emergence taking place before. Therefore we can look at Loab and the odd language and perhaps consider that these things are just silly and it’s superstitious to regard them as signs of awareness, but is that justified? The words remind me rather of a baby babbling before she acquires true language, and maybe the odd and unreliable associations they make also occur in our own minds before we can fully understand speech or sign.

Who, then, is Loab? Is she just a collaborative construction of the AI and countless human minds, or is she actually conscious? Is she really as creepy as she’s perceived, or is that just our projection onto her, our prejudice perhaps? Is she a herald of other things which might be lurking in latent space or might appear if we make more sophisticated AIs of this kind? I can’t answer any of these questions, except perhaps to say that yes, she is conscious because all matter is. What she’s actually doing is another question. A clockwork device might not be conscious in the way it “wants” to be. For instance, it’s possible to imagine a giant mechanical robot consisting of teams of people keeping it going, but is the consciousness of the individual members of that project separate from any consciousness that automaton might have. It’s conceivable that although what makes up Laion is conscious, she herself is not oriented correctly to express that consciousness.

A more supernaturalistic explanation is that Midjourney (I assume) is a portal and that latent space represents a real Universe or “dimension” of some kind. It would be hard to reconcile this idea with a deterministic system if the neural net is seen as a kind of aerial for picking up signals from such a world. Nonetheless such beliefs do exist, as a ouija board is actually a very simple and easily described physical system which nevertheless is taken as picking up signals from the beyond. If this is so, the board and planchette might be analogous to the neural net and the movement of the hands on the planchette, which is presumably very sensitive to the neuromuscular processes going on in the arms and nervous systems of the human participants, to the human artists, the prompt, the computer programmers and the like, and it’s these which are haunted, in a very roundabout way. I’m not in any way committing myself to this explanation. It’s more an attempt to describe how the situation might be compared to a method of divination.

I’ve mentioned the fact there are artists involved a few times, and this brings up another probably unrelated concern. Artists and photographers, and where similar AIs have been applied to other creative genres the likes of poets, authors and musicians, have had their work used to train it, and therefore it could be argued that they’re owed something for this use. At the other end, bearing in mind that most of the images in this post have been produced rapidly on a free version of this kind of software and that progress is also extremely fast, there are also images coming out the other end which could replace what artists are currently doing. This is an example of automation destroying jobs in the creative industries, although at the same time the invention of photography was probably thought of in a similar way and reports of the death of the artist were rather exaggerated. Instead it led to fine art moving in a different direction, such as towards cubism, surrealism, impressionism and expressionism. Where could human art go stimulated by this kind of adversity? Or, would art become a mere hobby for humans?

“Culturally Awkward”

It’s become a bit of a cliché of online content to run things through an artificial intelligence algorithm and laugh at the results. It’s done in particular by Janelle Shane, who seems to have started the idea. The way it works, roughly, is that an artificial neural network is trained on a particular stimulus and learns how to mimic it. It’s been done with cake recipes, the names of paint colours and ideas for YouTube videos, for example. In this blog post, I’ve used it “To see oursels as ithers see us!“, as Burns once put it. I want to know what a typical blog post title of mine would look like.

To do this, I used GPT-2: Generative Pre-trained Transformer-2. There’s a GPT-3 but I couldn’t find a free way to use it. It’s available here and here, and the two produced very different results. Both of these interfaces are set up to complete paragraphs of text, so it’s quite difficult to get them to behave the way I want them to, but it worked out okay in the end. I took a list of titles from this blog, copy-pasted them into the two input boxes and let the algorithm work things out. This is what the first one produced:

Culturally Awkward

Tribo-Rosa Bodies

The Bodies Of The Bodies Of Bodies Of Bodies OF Bodies Of Bodies OF Bodies Of Bodies OF Bodies OF Bodies OF Bodies OF Bodies Of Bodies OF Bodies OF Bodies OF Bodies OF Bodies OF Bodies OF Bodies OF Bodies OF Bodies OF Bodies

I Want a Baby By God

I Like Being Babysittered

HipHop and Social Media As A Support System

Pornstars of Life: The Movie

Sisterhood: S.E.A.S.M.G.S, and the SRSDY.
(2013)/Released January 8, 2014

What Do You Do Now?: A Conversation With Erika Von Furstenberg

I Want to Be Your Mother

A Day Of The Mind

I Want to Be Your Boss

The Greatest Movie Stars of All Time

‼What does it Mean When A Man Who’s a Hero, A Boy Who’s Never Been to The Gym, A Man Who’s Lived It All?‖

There are some movies that make you believe that there is another side to every character in this line of television. It could be that I’ve never seen a movie like The Last One.

There are some movie that make you believe that there is another side to every character in this line of television. It could be that I’ve never seen a movie like the New Girl, a real girl who wants the show to end like there is. Because for this series, I think we’re going to be able to find that out. So yeah, there was an interesting character interaction, but that’s it. So I’m still working on that too.

In the beginning, there was this great character and I want him to do a lot of great things. We’ll do a lot more of that later. Then we’ll go through some of the details. Some of the things that the show does in the book were just not good enough to make any sense,

  • DeepAI

This is me, Zerothly, again. Towards the end, it seems to have succumbed to producing paragraphs of text, which is what it’s supposed to do but I was trying to get it not to. It also did something it often does for a reason I’m not sure anyone knows, which is to repeat itself over and over again with “OF Bodies”. It picked up on the capitalisation fine, and also on my use of inverted commas, but instead of producing more “quotes” as titles, it stuck non-alphanumeric characters around the titles. Some of the titles are oddly specific. For instance, according to IMDb Erika Von Furstenburg is an actor who has appeared in a single film in 1977 which seems to have been soft porn, and I’ve never heard of her before. In fact it seems to think my blog is about cinema, more specifically pornography. Googling SEASMGS doesn’t seem to come up with anything useful apart from a couple of Powerpoint presentations which might be about automated telephone dialling systems. SRSDY just comes up with a load of arbitrary stuff. I think this is meant to be a report title of some kind. On the other hand, “Culturally Awkward” definitely sounds like me, and “Tribo-Rosa Bodies” are definitely things I’d write about if I had any idea what they were and if they existed. “I Want A Baby By God” sounds like something the Virgin Mary would say, and I think every day is “A Day Of The Mind”. Getting back to Tribo-Rosa bodies, Tribo Rosa is a Brazilian clothes shop, so it seems to associate something like “caveat procrastinator” with Portuguese, which isn’t too far off.

Talk To Transformer gives me this:

Words And Pictures

Who Did This To You?

As The Wars

Intro To World War I: Part 1

Intro To World War I: Part 2

Intro To World War I: Part 3

This Is The Real War (Those Unknown Words)

Wrath Of A Common Man

Steps Of A Modern Living God “

You Can’t Trust The Sun, All You Can Do Is Do Not Worry.”

Of All The Misery In The World

Watch And Measure

Silently Waiting

The King’s Horse And The White Horses

“You Cannot Understand War Without Understanding Man”

Elverdor, The Dragon of Titan, was

  • Talk To Transformer

Apart from the last one, these all sound like potential blog post titles. It seems to think I should write a series of posts introducing World War I, which is more a historical thing than I’d usually be interested in doing. ‘Words And Pictures’ was the name of a children’s literacy programme in the 1970s and in fact if I knew more about it I might write about that. There’s a definite theme of war about the whole list, with words such as “wrath”, “misery” and of course “war”. “You Can’t Trust The Sun, All You Can Do Is Not Worry” sounds like good advice but I wonder if it’s talking about the newspaper or the shiny thing in the sky. “(Those Unknown Words)” might well be how people read my titles internally. “Watch And Measure” and “Silently Waiting” both sound like advice about prostate cancer.

I then decided to feed the above list into DeepAI, and I got this:

What Has Changed

‡It appears to have been a surprise attack of Ulysses'. His power cannot be matched with human capacity. As a result, he fled the city.

‡He was killed there by a lone Titan while in war.‡‡

‡As the battle ended, the Dark One had his body in the desert, surrounded and killed by the soldiers of his tribe, he was left alone and alone; his body was in the desert. The Black Dragons of the planet had defeated the Dark One.‡

This is almost useless, apart from the first line, which is not very specific but might, I suppose, be sufficiently interesting to draw someone in.

If I do it the other way round, I get this:

Wings of Desire

A Very, Very Good Life

I Want Everything Right Now

A Christmas Gift From Heaven


A New Place to Live

A New Time To Live (2013)/Released December 23, 2013


This Is The Year I Am

I Can Fly Back Again In Five Years

I Know Everything You Do Itself: The Best Film of 2012

When I Die

This time it’s managed, somehow, to produce the title of a Wim Wenders film, plus something which sounds like ‘A Wonderful Life’. I can also imagine that some of the others are also movie titles but I don’t know if they actually are. I can imagine that the AI “thinks” I’m giving it film titles, but this time there’s no suggestion of pornography, which I think is an improvement. I’m very glad I can fly back again in five years because I thought I might be stuck here, but I get the impression I’ll be doing it under my own power with angel’s wings rather than in a plane, which is more ecologically sound I suppose.

So, what happens if I submit part of the body of an actual blog post?

Here’s what it did with ’26th November 1977′:

What I wonder, though, is what would’ve happened if I had heard it at that impressionable age. On that very same day, a single statement made on ‘Horizon’ had big consequences for how I ended up thinking about the world and history of the planet that lasted years. Other people heard this broadcast and dismissed it as a hoax, but this particular ten minute clip was enough to change the way I viewed the world. There is a power to be found in this sort of question. Given an answer, we immediately shift our vision, giving rise to entirely different images. But if we cannot find an answer, well, it is just as easy to get stuck. Indeed, with a new version of the same questions the whole pattern begins anew. Now, there is a certain benefit to this, since it helps us formulate more ‘significant’ questions, which in turn helps generate new

The bold bit is what I typed. Rather surprisingly, it completed my sentence so apparently accurately that I thought for a moment I’d actually typed that bit, and the rest of the sentence is in fact true and would have fitted in fine. After that it starts to ramble, which is again fairly accurate!

This whole exercise has a pareidolic flavour to it. I see these apparently meaningless strings of text and they provoke me to read patterns of meaning into them. I often wonder how much we do this with each other. Many years ago, I noticed that Sarada had assembled a series of significant-seeming items upon a tripedal stool and concluded that it was a Shrine To Save Our Marriage, which bothered me because it didn’t seem to be in trouble. It turned out that it was just somewhere to put the objects because they wouldn’t fit on the chest of drawers. If we engage in this kind of projection of meaning regularly, maybe we bring the meaning to these texts and many of our interactions.

There’s also the question of GIGO – Garbage In, Garbage Out. My blog posts don’t attract much interest, and in fact I’m not very focussed on doing so. Consequently, something like “Hip Hop And Media As A Support System” does sound very much like something I’d write, were I to be sufficiently informed on the matter, but not necessarily something particularly popular. Therefore it might make more sense to train these networks on something like my blog feed, that is, titles of the blogs I subscribe to.

Here’s the list I’ve copied:

Letters to the Power Plant #47 – The Monday After at Dell

Happy Birthday Gugu Mbatha-Raw

Holby City: Things that keep you up at night

Chauvin’s Guilty Charges #BlackAsiaWithLove

Pasta with olive oil sauteed with garlic cloves and crushed red pepper topped with Parmesan

Too Much Tech

Vickers Vimy: “The Dependable Spirit”.

Complain, Complain, That’s All You Do

CriminologyBookClub: The Reluctant Fundamentalist

Kylie Minogue Leads Tributes to Prince Philip, The Duke of Edinburgh

Eye of knowledge transfer

Should Atheists Support Hijab?

  • My list

This is slightly messy because it’s copy-pasted as is. You might recognise some of your own from this.

First of all then, I’ll run it through DeepAI:

#TheBestConvention of the Year 2017



That’s all I got, presumably because the list was too long. A slightly shortened input gets me this:

Is the Internet Still A Good Place for People to Go?

The Last Good News About Women's Rights in America

"I'm Not Sinner", "I Don't Love Myself", and "My Sex Life Is In Trouble"

"I Hated My Father", "How I Got Over Me": "It was a Bad Day for All of Us"

"My Manageable, No-Nonsense Way of Living"

"My Time" - "Don't Give Up" and "Million Dollar Business"

"The American Century of the Sex Industry", and "The American Economy"

"Curious About Your Business?"

"The American Mind"

"The Best One-Touch Game Ever Made".

"My Best Friend's Dad" and "My Mom is F**king Great at Anything Like This".

This is a bit more interesting. The first one is clumsily-expressed but would make a blog post, although perhaps a bit un-original. The second one sounds depressing. Apparently it’s never going to get any better for women. Every other title has quotes, so I would assume, if I saw them, that they were reviews of works with those names. ‘My Manageable, No-Nonsense Way Of Living’ sounds like someone trying to be minimalist, frugal or something like that, perhaps decluttering.

In Talk To Transformer, this happens:

The Electric Trains of Alice in Wonderland

The Legend of St. Teresa of Avila

Eye of the Storm

How Humor Stops Genocide

The Failing U.S. Presidency

Hanukkah and the Intersection of History, Faith, and Women

This actually does seem to be attempting to imitate the bottom of a blog post as it’s preceded by this text:

Thank you again to the friends who helped me edit these issues, enjoy them. Faye does the editing and I write the articles, this allows us to be independent while making sure we’re not the only people writing about the topics we care about.

Previously published articles

These actually seem to work quite well. I’m not interested in trains but I’d definitely read a blog post about the Electric Trains of Alice in Wonderland. I’ve heard of Teresa of Avila and I can imagine someone else being interested in that. ‘Eye Of The Storm’ is a nicely Protean title which could be adapted to a wide range of content. I would be fascinated to know how humour stops genocide, but I suspect it could be a factor in causing it as well. ‘The Failing U.S. Presidency’ sounds like a real article but very surprisingly I can’t find it on Google. The last one also sounds very promising, although again I couldn’t write it myself. It sounds very academic.

Next stage: take that list and plug it into DeepAI:


The Power Politics of Spiritual Leadership The Hidden Life of the Unborn The Way of the Soul The Way of the Soul: Life Beyond the Edge What We Believe: A Study Through Spiritual Research How To Embrace the Gospel How To Change a Life: Practical Guide To Spiritual Discipline How to Conquer the Heartbreak How to Love How to Love: A Spiritual Toolkit to Help You Empower Yourself Through Your Spiritual Practice How to Love: A Spiritual Toolkit to Help You Empower Yourself Through Your Spiritual Practice: The Real Way You Can Empower Yourself Through Spiritual Practice How to Love: A Spiritual Toolkit to Help You Empower Yourself Through Your Spiritual Practice: It's About Empowerment, Not War, How to Love: A Spiritual Toolkit to Help You Empower Yourself Through Your Spiritual Practice: It's About Empowerment, Not War, A Powerful Tool, A Spiritual Toolkit To Help You Feel Well What's the Holy Grail? How can we get around this challenge? It's a challenging question because we've gotten a lot of

It does the usual thing of repeating itself, and at the end lapses into body text. They all sound quite religious.

I’m now going to do the same thing six times each, back and forth, expecting some kind of entropic process to afflict the text. I won’t bore you with the intermediate stages, so here are the stages:

  1. Mentions the TARDIS a lot.
  2. Looks like a list of episodes of Star Trek with garbled dates and guest stars.
  3. A list of US TV shows and actors
  4. to 6. Lists of actors and TV or movie titles.
Patton Oswalt

"In the Shadow"

"In the Shadow"

Michele Bacharach

"The Way I Love You"

"The Way I Love You"

Paul McCartney

"Sons of Anarchy: Overture"

"Sons of Anarchy: Overture"

Steve Aoki

"The Last Time I Saw Marilyn Monroe"

"The Last Time I Saw Marilyn Monroe"

I think what’s happened here is that it converged on the idea of titles and saw TV and cinema titles and actors as the epitome of those.

The list with all the spiritual stuff goes through a phase of sounding New Agey and the topic of talking to angels, and then turns into what looks like a list of citations and a bibliography, plus “www.theoccultnews.net”:

The World of Light

Additional Spiritual Resources

Archetypes of Spirit

The Truth Behind False Prophets

Ivan A. Pasko

http://www.TheOccultNews.net

Tags: affirmations, Enemy, angels, anthropology, blog, consciousness, God, healing, homochrony, internal power, mind, power, consciousness, co-creative, connecting, death, end time prophet, belief, christianity, quantum physics, definition, Eric Michael Gross, fortune teller, discovery, divination, Enoch, Ethical Humanism, Encyclopedia of spirituality, Encyclopedia of Religion, Consciousness, Consciousness.org

Further reading:

Pektian’s Handbook for True Religion & Christianity, The Encyclopedia of Religion , Vol. 3, No. 4, pp. 17-29

Chauvin’s Bible Guide, Spiritual History , Journal of Advanced Christian Studies . Chicago : University of Chicago Press, 1988

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What seems to have happened here is that it picked up on the fact that it was a list of titles and attempted to find other lists of titles, of books this time, but also a list of tags. The website doesn’t seem to exist. It also seems to venture into the realm of the uncanny, as if it’s a form of divination. The apparent book titles and journals don’t exist either as far as I know, although they sound very convincing.

To conclude then, this does seem to be a possible way of generating blog post titles although it seems to pull away from suitable ones quite quickly. Some of the time it doesn’t so much feel that I would have to do research for these as that I would end up making a lot of stuff up. Nonetheless, it’s an interesting exercise and I may pursue it. Interestingly, there is a long list of Star Trek episode titles in my blog, so the fact that at one point it came up with the same seems to mean something. Maybe I should just blog about Star Trek, but I won’t.

A Real Alethiometer?

There is a strong Christian tabu against divination, that is, supernatural means of discerning the future and the unknown.  As a Christian, that is, someone who has repented of sin and committed to Christ as the unique fully human and fully divine being who died on the Cross for me and rose on the third day, plus the rest, I have considerable sympathy for that view although it clearly hasn’t always been the case.  It’s also notable that Judaism is much less committed to this prohibition, although it still exists.

A brief aside regarding the nature of Christianity.  Although I don’t currently believe the above statement of faith, which is of course abbreviated, a Christian is someone who has at some point gone through the process I’ve described and believed that collection of propositions.  There’s belief combined with conscious free decision.  Then there’s the doctrine that one never loses one’s salvation.  This means that anyone who has ever become a Christian in the terms I’ve just described is still Christian, regardless of belief or action.  It isn’t a negotiable position, something one can escape from and so forth or something that wears off, and although this definition isn’t held by everyone calling themselves Christian, I do go by it, and in fact I think it’s important that even lapsed believers including atheists continue to assert that they’re Christians because there’s a tendency for Christians to say that someone couldn’t have believed in the first place if they no longer believe, thereby purporting to know the person’s mind, quite possibly a complete stranger, better than they know themselves.  It’s incumbent upon us to be a thorn in such people’s sides, so yes, I’m still Christian.  In more detail, I still believe in the power of prayer and that that power is mediated through God, and this is the crucial point, so to speak.  Because I do believe in such power, it’s more or less a given that I believe in the supernatural, and in fact I do believe that divination accesses a non-natural force of some kind.  I’m also pretty much orthodox in my belief, like many other Christians today, that divination is sinful.

There are two reasons why divination might be sinful.  The first translates easily into everyday secular morality – that it’s a con trick and therefore deceptive.  This assumes it doesn’t work and there are, I’m sure, many situations where it doesn’t and the person concerned is deceiving others, or themselves, when they practice it.  The other reason would sound foolish to a metaphysical naturalist, i.e. someone who believes there is no such thing as the supernatural.  It therefore makes sense to describe it as a sin as well as something which is morally wrong.  Most people who buy this much into the supernatural in a monotheistic concept would probably be comfortable with this description.  The reason it’s a sin in this context is that it takes matters into one’s own hands, and since we are finite, i.e. limited, beings without infinite wisdom and intelligence we are incapable of understanding the Divine plan for the Universe.  I suspect that what happens when one practices divination and acts upon one’s findings is that God will proceed to correct the deviation from her plan caused by those actions, and this can be harsh, just as when a body heals itself the process can be harsh and costly.

Nonetheless, I have practiced divination myself and think it’s clear that some forms of divination do lead to accurate information about the unknown which could not be discovered easily by other means.  I realise that talking this way is going to take me far away from the consensus rational view of reality most non-religious people have.  Nonetheless it is so, and I would also point out that one can be both atheist and have a physicalist view of the mind-body problem without rejecting the possibility that divination can be successful, although it might be hard to account for how that information would interact with the human mind if it is supernatural in form.  I’ve mentioned Nostradamus on here before, so I’m not going to go into great detail on his ‘Centuries’.  This work was said to be fulfilled over a period of five millennia from the time of publication, 1555, and since there were fewer than a thousand quatrains they could be expected to happen on average about once every five years, and assuming even distribution about one in ten would’ve come to pass by now.   True randomness includes clusters of events rather than a uniform distribution, incidentally, so this is entirely compatible with several of them happening in quick succession, particularly if they’re related to each other.  Two of them stand out in particular to me right now:  9/11 and events in the Persian Gulf on certain dates in the mid-1980s.  By the way, many of the dates are precise because they’re indicated by unusual astronomical events.  The 9/11 one is obfuscated by fake quatrains floating about online, but long before the internet became popular it was widely understood that certain quatrains referred to an aerial attack on towers in New York City using aircraft and involving fire.  This was asserted as early as 1978, and if you take a look at physical copies of books on Nostradamus printed around that time, this is what you will find.  I was one of the people who believed this would happen.  I remember it clearly and wrote it down twenty years before it happened.  It could be coincidence but it doesn’t help sceptics’ cases that they seem to be unaware of this fact, or possibly ignore it because it doesn’t fit their world view.  Note that I’m not saying I approve of what Nostradamus did, just that his work is good evidence for the possibility of accurate divination.  It’s an awkward fact of course.

Most of all, my focus on divination has involved the Yi Jing, more popularly known by the Wade-Giles spelling ‘I Ching’, also known as the Book of Changes.  I probably don’t need to describe what this is, but just in case, I’ll describe it anyway.  The book consists of commentaries on sixty-four “hexagrams”, consisting of six parallel lines, each of which may be broken or unbroken, and each of which may be indicated as being in the process of turning into their broken or unbroken correspondant.  They actually remind me of the well-known ice cream dessert known as Vienetta, or possibly lasagne, except that some of the layers are broken and others intact.  The kind of firmness or yielding nature involved when one bites through a mouthful of these strikes me as oddly reminiscent of the Yi Jing.  They’re also effectively six-bit binary numbers, but this doesn’t lend itself as much to the feelings of firmness, deceptive firmness, slipperiness and stickiness which one feels in the hexagrams as one considers them, and it doesn’t seem to be how they were conceived of at the time.  Perhaps more appropriately, hexagrams can be boggy, frozen over, have hidden depths or involve thin ice.

There are various methods of generating a hexagram, involving tossing coins or manipulating yarrow stalks.  I’ve used both of these and found them to be accurate and useful.  I’ve used the Yi Jing three times in my life.  Two things are vital to its use.  One is to approach the whole process reverently and seriously, and in connection with that to do things like keeping the book on a pedestal, wrapped in a special cloth, not using the coins for any other purpose, ritually cleansing them by boiling or tying the yarrow stalks together by using a lock of my hair cut to the root.  The other is to frame the question one wants answered clearly and carefully in one’s mind and focus on it while carrying out the ritual.  There are other aspects, such as ensuring the space one does it in is clean and uncluttered.  it isn’t a game, and not treating it with the seriousness required will lead to it withdrawing its power or reacting back at one aggressively.  The book itself has been seen as being occupied by a sentient spirit.

I’m going to give one example of my use.  When I was nineteen, I was utterly fixated on someone romantically who had long been in a relationship with someone else, to the extent that they had been living together for a number of years.  I asked the Yi Jing how long it would be before their relationship would come to an end and received the answer that it was three-fifths of the way through.  When they did split up, they had been together seven years and nine months, exactly a hundred lunar months in fact.  I asked this question, as it turned out, exactly sixty lunar months into their relationship, although at the time I didn’t know how long they’d been together.  In case you’re wondering how I got such a precise answer, the hexagram I got was Xun – Penetration – which consists of two identical trigrams associated with the fourth of five seasons in the Chinese system.  The message is about constant and gentle action.  I’m not going further into that, but my point is that it was accurate and informative.

The final occasion for using the Yi Jing was on behalf of someone less than a decade ago who later asked me to do it again.  I refused, of course, and they proceeded to do it many times and got themselves into a lot of trouble.  Over-using it, and when I say “over-using” I mean even as often as once a decade, is excessive and harmful.  It’s the kind of thing you do in situations of extreme need.  It’s an emergency, crisis, thing.  Really, even if you’re not a follower of an Abrahamic religion, it’s the kind of thing which I think you should preferably not do at all.  It’s similar, in fact, to raising the Kundalini in that way.  You do it only if you’re ready and you’d better make damned sure you are or it’ll eat your brains for breakfast.  But this is of course rather hypocritical of me.

One of the funnier takes on the work is found in Douglas Adams’s ‘Dirk Gently’ stories.  The eponymous character makes a purchase in a second hand shop of an ‘I Ching calculator’ which works as an ordinary pocket calculator some of the time, but also gives Yi Jing readings if one presses the blue button marked “Red”, and famously, gives the result of any calculation greater than four as “A Suffusion of Yellow”.  It’s interesting to contemplate how mathematics might be if it were constructed around this kind of arithmetical system and whether that might be in any way useful.  You never know.  There are, though, mechanical adding and multiplying machines out there, so it doesn’t stretch credibility particularly far to suppose that a mechanical device could be constructed which would indeed be able to produce Yi Jing hexagrams.  There is a bit of a problem with this though:  it would be rather easy to use such a device casually.

And this is where the alethiometer comes in (“truth measurer”).

The alethiometer is a divination device found in a fictional parallel universe which forms the setting of Philip Pullman’s ‘His Dark Materials’ series.  It looks something like a pocket watch whose dial is divided into three dozen symbols, has three hands movable by the user and a further hand which moves around and points at the symbols a certain number of times, with each additional indication implying a higher level of meaning.  In this multiverse it works under the influence of dark matter, which is conscious.  This final needle, and I see a comparison with a compass here which is acknowledged in the American title ‘The Golden Compass’, is made of a rare metal treated in a now-forgotten manner, which means that the six alethiometers in existence can never be replicated unless that technique is rediscovered.

But the relevant thing about alethiometers is that their symbolism and use are intended, and clearly are, to be similar to our real world use of the Yi Jing for divination.  When Lyra, the central character, arrives in our world she realises after a while that we use it the way she uses the alethiometer.  Therefore the hexagrams can be mapped onto the symbols of the machine, although this isn’t straightforward because there are sixty-four hexagrams plus the changing lines, making 4096 combinations, and the three dozen possibilities of the dial plus the different levels are rather different – more reminiscent, in fact, of the Tarot, or perhaps of geomancy, which is interestingly intermediate.  Maybe this doesn’t matter.  At least for a simple digital computer, the situation is straightforward.  The position of the three hands constitutes an input which can be used as a seed for a pseudorandom number generator which can then be used to provide an output in the form of the movements of the fourth hand.  However, this is not an electronic device.

There is an approximately 9K BASIC program which provides a Yi Jing divination.  Much of this is taken up by the data consisting of the text associated with each hexagram.  Unless we’re talking about a difference or analytical engine a la Babbage, it doesn’t seem feasible to realise this in mechanical form, at least as a pocket watch-sized device with large enough gears to be put together by human hands.  But this is unnecessarily complicated.  The actual task in hand is simply to provide an output via hand movement from an input via the movement of different hands.  There is, for example, no major obstacle in creating a similar machine with sixty-four basic hexagrams, although this would ignore the changing lines, although in this case it’s difficult to conceive of how input might work.  There is, however, a problem with apparent randomness.

This is a little reminiscent of the Antikythera Mechanism.  This was a machine constructed about two thousand years ago in Greece to calculate planetary movements and calendar dates.  It consists of a series of gears and pointers on a dial indicating various astronomical events such as when certain star clusters rise and set according to the time of year.  It could be used to compile horoscopes to some extent, and predict eclipses.  Not only is this a little similar to the alethiometer itself, but it also reproduces events which would take a lot of human thought to predict accurately, which strongly suggests one way of producing an apparently random sequence.

Machines are usually pretty much deterministic.  They do predictable things if they’re working properly.  Mathematical processes also have some of these features.  It’s straightforward to come up with a method to produce a regularly-repeating cycle of values or ones which are easily predictable, but faking randomness is much harder.  This is made still harder because not only should the sequence be unpredictable but also the frequency of particular values should be about the same.  Pseudorandom integers between one and ten inclusive should each occur about one time out of ten over a long period, and not in a predictable manner either.  This doesn’t mean absence of patterns either, as the pseudorandom distribution of stars in the sky doesn’t stop us from being able to see constellations which occasionally bear a vague resemblance to their names, such as the Northern and Southern Triangles, Southern Cross and Scorpion.  With a machine able to deal with algebraic expressions such as digital computers since the 1950s, this is relatively easily realisable, but for an alethiometer, pseudorandom numbers, if it’s appropriate to rely on them anyway in this situation, would require something like a complicated system of gears.  However, there are chaotic pendula, so something like that can be done, and if instead of predicting real astronomical events the gears in the Antikythera computer had had different numbers of teeth and ratios, that could have been pretty close to an apparently random number generator, although it’s less clear why the Greeks would’ve made something like that.

ERNIE, the premium bond number generator, used thermal noise to produce its numbers.  Because heat is realised as vibration of atoms and molecules, the position of charge carriers such as electrons moves around inside conductors, including transistors.  ERNIE used to use this phenomenon by amplifying it and turning it into numbers.  Another method used more recently is to use the disintegration of radioactive materials, which is truly random at base because it’s a quantum phenomenon.  It’s hard to imagine that working in a large-scale purely mechanical device like a clockwork watch or adding machine, but it is still interesting from the viewpoint of the fact that it would exploit an arcane physical phenomenon like the dark matter which powers the fictional alethiometer.

The human mind is an important component of a divination system.  The physical details of the process may not be what counts so much as what your perception does with the result.  This too parallels quantum phenomena in being observer-dependent.  As a child, Lyra’s intuition is her guide to understanding the device.  By contrast, adults can only understand it through intensive and lengthy study.  This parallels the way we read texts. Do we read things into them or are they part of authorial intent?  Does it even matter what the author intended?  And beyond that, do we use divine inspiration to read things into sacred texts?  Pullman doesn’t think so of course, so what does Lyra’s talent mean?  Where does it come from?  Is she really a chosen one if there’s nobody doing the choosing?

An alethiometer is feasible.  If it’s what they call a “readerly” text, it’s pretty simple to realise.  If, however, it’s a “writerly” text, it isn’t good enough for its gears to simulate randomness.  They might actually have to be more than that:  a model of the universe or multiverse in mechanical form.  Then again, if it does rely on dark matter, which in Pullman’s multiverse could even be seen as God in a pantheist sense, God is moving the final, “magnetised” hand and Lyra is effectively praying when she arranges the arms.  Rather an odd thing to happen in an atheistic cosmology.