I used to have an Acorn Electron. The thing about Electrons is that they think they’re BBC Model B microcomputers. Their system software is pretty close to or actually identical. However, when you come to actually use them, it becomes clear that they aren’t. They lack MODE 7, the Teletext mode, only have one sound channel and only have an edge connector as an interface. The CPU running both models of computer lacks specific I/O ports, unlike the Z80, and therefore peripherals have to be mapped directly onto the memory. Due to the hardware shortcomings of the Electron compared to the BBC B, there are unused spaces in the memory where the interface chips would’ve been.
One day I was looking through the Electron’s ROM (system software) and wrote a program to print out the printable bits of these regions. If you just look at memory contents and output them as characters, you end up changing the graphics mode, position of the cursor and so forth, and the colours on the screen, and while that’s entertaining for a bit it isn’t conducive to actually finding out what’s in the computer. This is because the ASCII control characters don’t actually print, and the BBC/Electron version of the character set is substantially used to communicate with the display hardware in quite sophisticated ways, probably because the BBC hardware is supposed to be adaptable as a terminal for the second processor. This second processor was ultimately to be the famous ARM whose descendants run today’s mobile phones. Hence the BBC is very much about telecommunications in that sense as well as many others. Anyway, if you blank out the most significant bit of the bytes in the memory and also only print out values above 31 (1F in hexadecimal), every character written to the screen will be printable. If you then look at the area of memory which is used on the BBC for peripherals, you find a list of acknowledgements for the people who designed and built the Acorn Electron. For some reason it isn’t stable and the longer it’s been since the computer’s been turned on, the less legible it is, so it’s a race to get to see it, but it’s there. I don’t know why it degrades. Doing a reset doesn’t restore the data either: you have to turn it on again to do that.
I seem always to back losers. For instance, I was a Prefab Sprout fan. If I like something it’s the kiss of death for it. Therefore, unsurprisingly, as well as the unsuccessful Electron I also had an even more unsuccessful Jupiter Ace. I used to do something similar with the Ace’s memory, dumping it to the screen. This is simpler with an Ace because it has fewer control characters. The 3K of static RAM in the Ace, as opposed to the dynamic RAM in the RAMpack, has a load of apparently random values when you turn it on, although like any other computer it also has system variables, and like many others it has working areas, video RAM, character shapes and the famous PAD FORTH uses for text manipulation, and of course the parameter stack as it’s a FORTH computer. The dynamic RAM of the RAMpack has blocks of zeros and hex FFs (255) in eights, I think, all the way through the unused map, which I assume to be an artefact of the hardware, although presumably the CPU does that thing of writing bytes every 256 locations or so to work out how much memory the computer has. Every time an unexpanded Ace is turned on, it has the same junk data in its RAM.
This phenomenon of nonsense in RAM and defining a word which displays it on the screen gave me the idea I hold to this day of the nature of dreams. It would be possible to get an Ace to turn those data into words. I’ve got it to produce random words in Finnish, for example, mainly because Finnish is an easier language to get a computer to produce than almost any other. English is a lot harder. I could’ve linked the two things together and got the Ace to turn all its random data into Finnish. I didn’t do this because I decided to go cold turkey on computers in about 1985 because I don’t trust my own interests and they seem a bit obsessive and unhealthy, but if I had, I wonder if it would’ve produced different Finnish for every Ace in existence, or if the random data were the same for all Aces. It didn’t happen on the ZX81 by the way. That just has zeros all the way through its unused memory. Anyway, this is my hypothesis about dreaming. When you wake from a dream, your memory contains random data like an Ace’s memory, and your consciousness is like the Finnish converter. It attempts to make sense of these data and you get the impression that you’ve just had an experience, although you usually know you haven’t. This is one of the reasons I always refer to events in a dream in the present tense, because the events in them did not happen in the past. However, this shouldn’t be taken to mean that they are invalid. Dreams are like tea leaves. They can be interpreted as a way of approaching reality with the added benefit that they’re already partly in this state when we receive them.
In I think February 1984 CE, economics teacher Ken Webster took a BBC Model B Micro home from his school to his seventeenth century cottage in the Cheshire-Flintshire border village of Dodleston. I’m going to be fairly brief about the details of this case, which is extensively written up elsewhere, including in his book ‘The Vertical Plane’, because I want to concentrate on something else. There were three people in the house: Ken, his girlfriend Debbie and a musician who lived upstairs whose name I can’t remember. That night, he left the computer on and the house was vacated when they went to the pub. On coming back, a poem had appeared on it. Over the next sixteen months a series of messages appeared to which he and some other people responded. Here are a few screenshots from a dramatic reconstruction:




I shall explain. There was an apparent dialogue between Ken and Debbie and a person appearing to live in the sixteenth or seventeenth century called Tomas Hardeman (living in the time before standardised spelling so his name is uncertain) who initially claimed to be a graduate of Jesus College Oxford and later Brasenose. There are both historical and grammatical inaccuracies in the messages purporting to be from the past. Tomas Hardeman is arrested for witchcraft and only released after the Ken threatened the sheriff who arrested him, who was apparently also communicating. The messages are then interrupted from a source known only as “2109”, possibly a year, which is more threatening and claims to be made of tachyons. Its spelling is also a little peculiar, with single consonants where we might put double ones and the “-tion” ending being spelt “-cion”. At the same time, there was poltergeist activity in the house, particularly the kitchen, where utensils tended to be piled up, and on one occasion Debbie came back to the house to find the cats nervous and all the furniture piled up in one corner of the living room. Brasenose College helped with the research and it emerged that there was indeed such a person who was expelled from the college for refusing to remove the Pope’s name from certain books in the library, which confirmed what had appeared in the messages. The Society for Psychical Research (SPR) then got involved, typed a number of questions into the computer without disclosing them to anyone, sealed it in the room for an hour, then deleted the messages, and got a reply which implied that “2109” was aware of their content. David of the SPR proceeded to ask the “entity”, if that’s what it was, the solution to Fermat’s Last Theorem, which was only found in 1994. It replied that the answer was only to be given if the questioner was prepared to lose soul, mind and body, so they didn’t proceed. “Harman” then said that he would write a book about the events to prove that they had happened and hide it somewhere, so that when it’s found it will be demonstrated that this was not a hoax. 2109 mainly seems concerned not to cause a temporal paradox. Oh, and the house was on a ley line, but then so was mine so that’s not unusual. Harman also mentioned that his house was made of red stone, and foundations of a building made of red stone were later found in the garden, so the house which stood there before was like that and Harman complained about the alterations made to the house in the intervening four centuries.
The mistakes made in the grammar and history were attributed by “Harman” to interference by “2109”. Both the SPR and more general sceptics agree that it was a hoax, but Ken and Debbie, particularly Debbie, insist that it wasn’t and it’s still unclear how it was done. Debbie has been very up in arms about it and expressed her annoyance at being accused of faking. She said she couldn’t understand why people thought so because she was not motivated to do such a thing. There are, however, textual similarities between Ken’s own writing and Harman’s. For instance, 26% of nouns are preceded by adjectives in both sets of text compared to an average of 32% taken from contemporary texts composed by other people, and in Ken’s case the sample is very large as it consists of his entire published book of 374 pages. Although this seems like more than a coincidence it doesn’t rule out the possibility that he was either doing it unconsciously or that the poltergeist was associated with him in some way, but I’m still basically convinced it was a hoax. Nevertheless there are some enormous difficulties in explaining how it was done.
I’ve seen some annoyingly naïve descriptions of how this was done, so I’ll go into the situation as it was then. Both the internet and email existed at the time. However, although it would be possible to connect a BBC micro to the internet (not the web of course) or to a Bulletin Board System, this computer was not connected in this way. BBC micros do have local area network connectors in the form of Econet, but again this one was not connected, at least while it was in the cottage. The SPR suggested that signals were being sent along the earth line of the plug and socket through the wiring of the house. Other than ROM, this BBC had no persistent memory. As it happens, this particular model was being used to run EDWORD, a sideways ROM for word processing, at the time. It was linked up to a green screen monochrome monitor, presumably without a Faraday Cage, and there was a 5¼” floppy disc drive with discs available.
The frustrating thing about the investigation is that as far as I know, nobody seems to have examined the hardware involved. The fact that the monitor was presumably unshielded means that it would’ve been possible to detect the signal and read what was on it from nearby using a scanner of some kind, so the content of the questions the SPR guy typed wouldn’t have been secure by the standards of the time. There was a dialogue, or at least it appeared to be interactive, and although the BBC micro could easily run a program like the Rogerian psychotherapist simulation ELIZA or the paranoid “patient” Parry, the sophistication of the responses means it has passed the Turing Test, which would be quite an achievement for a 2 MHz 6502-based micro with 32K RAM and the same ROM.
I regard all this as a puzzle to be solved by naturalistic means, because of the grammatical and historical errors. For instance, in the screengrab at the top, “BEHALTHE” is a spelling mistake which would never have been made by an English speaker of that era, and “WOT” is also incorrect because Midland English at the time strongly distinguished “WH” and “W” in speech, although Southern English didn’t. These would’ve been easy to fake and they seem to be poorly faked. There is, however, a claim that 2019 had a hand in the apparently older messages, which would explain the historical and linguistic inaccuracies. It’s also likely to be a valid excuse that telling the SPR the answer to Fermat’s Last Theorem would cause a temporal paradox, although it could presumably be stored in a sealed envelope and the people could be sworn to secrecy. But I think strong corroboration of backwards time travel would lead to a paradox anyway, meaning that there could only ever be vague references easily refutable or impossible to corroborate, so this is exactly what one would expect from a responsible message from the future.
The idea of the earth pin is interesting. Although it seems to have been suggested ignorantly by someone who didn’t know much about computers, it would in fact be possible with some hardware modification. The back of the BBC Micro looks like this:

Power is on the right, and likely to carry an earth line. Even if it doesn’t, one could be used. One of the other interfaces could be connected up to the earth, although I’m not sure which would be best. The cassette port is able to transmit data at 1200 baud along a single line, so wiring the in and out to the earth internally and having a way to switch remotely between the two is possible. Alternatively, a faster connection could be made between the Tube and the earth, and depending on how the Econet works that might be another option. The RS423 is, however, the obvious choice as it’s a communications interface. There would then need to be something connected to the wiring of the house, possibly something like a radio mike, which could then transmit and receive to another computer or terminal fairly nearby. But all of this would obviously involve modifying the hardware inside the case. The presence of a sideways ROM makes it feasible, although Edword would then have to take up less than 16K to allow for the software. Having said all that, I think the comment about signals entering and leaving via the earth is probably just a sign of being uneducated about computers.
The reason for this explanation is of course the need to look for a cause other than communication with someone living several centuries ago and an entity apparently 124 years in the future. The other options seem to be that there was communication with an entity in the future, communication with a timeless entity or communication with someone living in the past and someone else living in the future, or just talking to a ghost. “Harman” mentions a “boyste” of “leems”, I think in his fireplace or chimney, which could be the computer itself or something else. It’s also possible that voice dictation was supposed to have been used at his end because of how it’s described, factually or not. “Leem” means a glimmer of light and “boyste” appears to mean box, which could refer to a CRT monitor. It feels rather away with the fairies to say this, but it was possible to dictate to microcomputers at that time, although I suspect it didn’t work very well. When I say “at the time”, I mean the 1980s.
It really does seem like a hoax, and the biggest issue is really how it was done. Although I’ve mentioned one feasible way, there could be others, and it makes more sense to seek an explanation in hardware hacks than the supernatural or time travel. But that doesn’t mean that there is no paranormal or time travel, and the poltergeist isn’t explained by any of it.









